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Honey, I Shrunk the Egos by EmbodiedInsanity
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The "egos" are just some fun characters created by Markiplier and Jacksepticeye. Unless they happen to be two sets of best kept secrets, that Mark and Jack are sick of carrying around with them. When the guys go to strange lengths to try and rid their lives of the paranormal duplicates, things only get stranger. No one expected them to shrink, but now that they have, the guys realize they may have created more problems than they solved. (( This is a long, chapter story. Completed. Yeah, I made the egos tiny. It's another weird story line... because, well, I'm a weird person. Yes, the cover is tiny Mark, checking on his youtube channel. It would be up there on his list of concerns, you know it would be. ))
Message Me [Septiplier] by HighlyHunter
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Septiplier AU A message to the wrong username leads to romance. --- This story will contain strong language, as well as mentions of suicide and vivid depictions of self harm. Please do not read this story if that will offend or trigger you in any way! I do not own Mark or Jack! I am not in any way affiliated with them, or YouTube, either. The original story idea is mine, the format is not. They are in their early twenties rather than late and not everything is factual.
×Arm's-Length× by AwPoop174
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FBI Agent 276 (AKA Mark Fischbach) is chosen to take an extreme case on a mad killer. He befriends a lonesome, but brilliant, hacker named Hacksepticeye (AKA Sean (Jack) McLoughlin) The two embark on an dangerous adventure, forming a strong bond. But, Jack, who has been threatened by government officials, must keep his distance from Mark. Will there be love, or war?
Don't Let Me Go by XionTheBlackRose
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{The first book in the Apocalypse Series} "Hey, Mark.. Are you doing okay?" Jack turns to him. Mark limps along nodding, "Fine." "You're not fine. We need to talk about this." Tyler frowns, "You're bitten. This is just like with Ethan." "This is not like Ethan!" Mark growls, grabbing Tyler's shirt, "I am not going to die!" Felix quickly separates the two, "Hey, now. No one is going to die while I'm here." Marzia stands by, looking nervous, "We should.. Get going, it's getting dark.." ... "Give me all your supplies and weapons, now!" the man demands, holding a knife to Minx's throat. Cry just smiles, raising an eyebrow, "You sure you wanna rob us, buddy?" Ohm snickers and the man's eyes narrow, "I'm serious, hand it over!" Minx drops a pocket knife from inside her sleeve into her hand and she stabs it into the man's stomach. The split moment the man pulls away in shock, Minx spins, getting behind him and she holds one of his hands up against his back, her knife to his throat. She grins, "You picked the wrong damsel in distress."
Soundless || Crankiplier #Watty's2017 by Rosss_the_boss
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Every couple has a song, whether it be rap, hip-hop, country, rock, or any other genre out there... every couple has a song. What happens when a mistake is made, when a sickness takes the senses of a newborn child in such a way that it changes their lives forever? A deaf boy isn't wanted in a world of song. The voice of a lover is a healer, but if the healing can't be heard, then there is no use for the lover anyway. Logic in these situations always win. A boy who can't hear, should never be wanted in a world of music, and songs. Ethan Nestor is deaf, and has been since birth. He's used to be cast out due to his differential issue. Ethan has never known the feeling of friendship, but has acquired a few skills from being alone, watching the conversations of others his whole life. Ethan has learned to read lips. When his family decides to move to L.A, Ethan decides that he is going to finally make some friends, by not letting anyone find out his secret about his hearing disability. His plans were to be known as a mute, not a fuck up, but what happens when a boy in his class causes Ethan to do a double take, and even further, what will happen when the boy begins to ask questions?
Don't Ever Leave - Septiplier by BSkyeSoldier
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Felix creates a Friday's With Pewdiepie video of him hacking into Mark's computer with consent and finds a folder full of pictures of Jack. At first, he pushes it off as a joke, until he hears Jack is planning on visiting Mark in L.A., but was practically pushed into going. Felix agrees to accompany Jack, in fear Mark's intentions are far creepier than first believed, until he finds himself stuck in a dangerous situation, unable to keep Jack out of Mark's reach. [Updated cover!] [Sequel - 'Release'] [Ch. 39 contains lemons] [Word Count: 77,220 - Complete] [Non-AU: Eventual 'Darkiplier' - but not the traditional Dark]
Dweeb; Septiplier by FandomsDoneRight
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I was sure that it couldn't be that bad having to share a room with someone. I didn't expect anything less, this was college after all and having a dorm room was an expectation of the school as well. What I didn't expect was the fact that I would have to room with the biggest loser on campus. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ Hello friends! Welcome to my book, thank you for coming. Before reading I suggest gazing over the warnings and topics that this story will contain. ~This is an AU ~There will be usage of alcohol/drugs ~Possible physical and verbal violence ~Possible sexual content ~The use of vulgar language ~False representations of college ~Cross Dressing ~Boyxboy Thank you for taking the time to read this! If you want to know why or why not I do things go ahead and check out my profile where I talk all about my writing "styles" thank you! Rinny♡ ------ All characters depicted in this book are in of themselves, fiction. Even if they portray similarities to real life people, the relationships and characters themselves are of my own design.
You're Up Awfully Late {Septiplier} by CaddyCorner
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The first time was a mistake; Jack swears by it: It was a convention. They were drunk. Jack and his girlfriend were fighting. Mark just looked so good with his new haircut. It was just a one time thing: Jack loves his girlfriend. Mark is his best friend. Conventions are for fans. But then why can't Jack stop thinking about it? Maybe it will be just a two time thing. Completed! In the process of being edited! Sequel now on my profile! Cover by livvydavis
The Ghost of You - Septiplier x Danti [Incomplete] by BSkyeSoldier
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Mark and Jack have been together for a few years when Dark returns, after being absent since before the pair met. He notices the chemistry between them and at first, finds it pety and mocks Mark, but then he realizes he could have someone like that of his own that he could cause havoc with, thus creating the demon that is Anti. [Cover art made by @WooshieRinu] [Somewhat AU - Contains violence, lemons, and cursing]
The Flip Side by MisfortunateMC
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A Septiplier Fanfiction When Mark, a teenager in college gets assigned a job to find a "Pen Pal" in a mental asylum, he finds it pointless until he meets someone that catches his eye One of the patients.