For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

eww

Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

u n shek kawaii

shrek gets all the bitches

You and Shrek are living happily together in a faraway swamp. Had this been your happily ever after? Of course not. Well, not now that Donald Trump has gotten in the way.

;)