Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Mature... Bridget is a 22-year-old woman in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. She has a friend named Shirley. Bridget starts having terrible dreams. She realizes that the dreams that she has been having, start affecting her life. Bridget has been holding back on a dark secret from her best friend Shirley. But, she could never tell Shirley about what she did to...

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

"Whatever." "You're so fucking beautiful." "Oh, stop it with the cheesiness." "And blind, apparently", he pulls me against him by my waist. // All Rights Reserved © 2016 Dashaiya