He may be a short, irresponsible, selfish, bratty, arrogant, cheap, whiny, immature, big-mouthed, spoiled, careless, overindulged, sissy, midget man-child. But he's my short, irresponsible, selfish, bratty, arrogant, cheap, whiny, immature, big-mouthed, spoiled, careless, overindulged, sissy, midget man-child.