***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

Each baby born beneath the waves is killed--with one exception: the one hundred thousandth is spared. There's one rule shared between the island's tribes: don't touch the water. When Cressa-la breaks this law, her world, and body, changes. Sure, change is normal... but when has growing scales ever been normal? • • • Watty Award Winner 2015: Best Use of Visuals • • • Each baby born beneath the waves is killed--with one exception: the one hundred thousandth is spared. Among the spared, magic chooses a rare few, connecting them to the moon or sea. These are the One-Hundreds, mermaids and humans with the power to save the world-or corrupt it. When Cressa-la breaks the first rule of her tribe and touches the water surrounding her island, everything she knows turns on its head. Talking, sinister dolphins, mind control, and a whole world just under the waves await her on her eigteenth birthday... but she never asked for any of this. All she wanted was to become a Tribe Leader and take care of her village. It's amazing how one screw-up can change everything. A relentless darkness reaches for her, wanting her affections for his own twisted purposes. In opposition stands a fractured light, haunted by a painful past where corruption eroded friendship. Unless Cressa-la can bring the darkness to his knees and fight the war raging inside, the world is doomed. • • • Content warning: This story contains themes of depression and violence.

⚠️CAUTION⚠️ She's 1 of 12 reincarnated beings in her world and she has no idea. Amethyst, named after her birthstone, was born with the powers of mother nature. Oblivious to the full extent of her powers, Amethyst rifles through the Devil's Backbone. She moves only through the dark to hide her purple eyes while she works the night as a jewel thief. She discovers just what her powers are capable of when she meets the Black Flame for the first time and together they open a new portal of life... or death. Along the way, she discovers friendship, rivalry, and love. Everyone wants a piece of her whether it be her limbs, her body, or her heart, but all Amethyst wants is to be left alone. * **** * "Read the first line and I'll sell your spine to the capital. Go ahead. You wouldn't survive a day in the Devil's Backbone and I'd be the first to catch you." - Amethyst . [MULTIMEDIA Story] . ___________________________________________ ***Creative Writer Awards*** 1st Place (Fantasy) ***Gold Awards 2017*** 1st Place (Mystery/Thriller) ***Rising Stars Awards 2017*** 1st Place (Adventure) ___________________________________________ ***Cover made by @lumierutski*** . [Full Summary Inside] .

This will be my first book so please no hate. I am trying to make the book for both genders so if I wrote something for a specific gender please tell me. If you dont like the book than don't complain and just leave. My English is not the best so be ready for ALOT of spelling mistakes. The updates might be slow and will come ... whenever I have time. Do NOT copy my book, you can do it, but i dont think you want to be on my bad side. So now go to the story and see what it holds, I don't want to spoil anything that might happen in It.

In the first book based off the beloved classic "Alice's adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, we travel back to the world only known to Alice, to find the most loved cat, Cheshire. This time we experience the story from a true wonderlandian's own view. - Cheshire Cat has been accused of a horrendous crime-Killing the beloved Savior of Wonderland, Alice. She, Cheshire, without any doubt as to her guilt, is sentenced to the highest form of punishment...exile. Now a year later, in New York City, Cheshire is no longer a cat, but is a young woman with red hair and a personality to match, named Katrine. With only a single friend and a library full of books to occupy both her time and her thoughts, it's only a "Matter of a Hatter" that resurfaces her past. Both Wonderland and New York are in serious trouble. Alice is too old now to protect Wonderland, much less wear the armor she once fought in, and the people that once exiled her call upon the cat to help. New York is going to be attacked by a evil man named Loki, and the Avengers are in desperate need. New allies will arise, old ones will return, forces will collide and so will worlds. And it's all up to Cheshire to bring back peace...with a grin.

Every nation has their hidden pasts and skeletons. But when a misfired spell hits Italy in the chest, it will all be revealed, as his (and his brother's) past is re-played for their fellow nations to watch. What have the Italy Twins been hiding? How old are they, really? What actually happened to the Holy Roman Empire? And why was Feliciano never supposed to have existed?

Italy's been acting odd for about a year or so, now, and nobody-not even Romano-knows what's up. When a strange Aurora interrupts a Meeting, and 12 nations-including Italy-are taken inside the Aurora, only Italy can guide them through his memories. How will the nations handle seeing the apocalypse that never occurred? Chrome Shelled Regios/Hetalia Crossover. Pairings unsure.