Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

Inspired by an older fic. [Originally Published]--> 5/28/2018 Made a few revisions

I have always loved my kazoo. In this I share my love for it (reminder: this is a joke. I don't have a fedish for kazoos)

Some people do drugs and Some people drink, but Dorian Gray has a different kind of addiction. Edible underwear. Dorian worships the fabric and always knew it was weird, but never for the life of him thought his dirty little secret would end up nestled between the firm ass cheeks of his new boss,Anthony Black. Now Dorian will do just about anything to eat that man's thong. Warning!!! Gay relationships, BDSM, Dirty talk and a lot of other weird shit. Don't like don't read.

i promise you this is a joke

* this is just gonna be crazy so prepare yourselves * "it's simple; he's lonely. he needs a friend. and i'm going to be his friend." "she came along, and then i wasn't afraid of losing them; i was afraid of losing her TO them." (((just a note: to all those asking if this is a joke, it was, originally. but I wrote it in such a way that it's hard to tell whether it's a joke or not. so it's up to you!! either way, I hope you enjoy because I worked hard on this!!))) edit: why the fuck did i write this edit 2: the ONLY reason i'm leaving this story up is because other people seem to like it. but reading it now makes me want to peel my own skin off. edit 3: i wrote this in middle school. i am now in university. and the comments just keep coming. something about this just. means a lot to me, despite the fact that this is a hot pile of steaming garbage. it's cute.

A girl who likes horses has a crush on one...,... but her family wants to arrange her marriage. will she get together will boris the horis or will their romance die?????read to find out. It all started from a comment that i wrote on a book called Wattpad Cliches by JaneConquest #16 In Humor, surprisingly

This is just a book filled with different fluffy, smutty, and even angsty oneshots all about Karma with various guys, wherein our beloved devious and sadistic red-head genius is a genuine UKE. Yes, you read it right, my fabulous reader, a very moe uke!! So no hates if you don't agree. Enjoy ~~! -- (I DO NOT OWN ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM/ANSATSU KYOSHITSU, ITS CHARACTERS AND ALL THE PHOTOS I USED. IT ALL RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO THEIR OWNERS AND CREATORS)

This is a Assassination classroom fanfic (KarmaXNagisa) Nagisa's life isn't the best, more like the opposite. He tries to stay strong as strong can be for him. what happens when he meets Karma again? will Karma accept Nagisa's reality and help? or..? (Fist time publishing a fanfic so sorry if there's a lot of mistakes. I'm not a great writer.'^-^) *Disclaimer: I do not own assassination classroom, nor do I own the characters I just own my weird brain that thought of this Xb.

"Frowns doesn't suit you at all. You look even cuter with a smile." Nagisa's the kind of boy who never smiles or even laughs. Or maybe, he used to, but his once happy life has turned into pure hell when a certain incident happened that the person so close to him is now gone. He faces abuse, depression, solitude, and suicidal everyday. He was always alone until he met Karma Akabane, the new student who swore to make him smile once again. ||COMPLETED|| --- Pairing: Karma x Nagisa Disclaimer: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoshitsu/Assassination Classroom in any kind way. I just own this kinda AU plot. All rights and credits goes to its respective owner.