❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

[ Completed ] Funny, cute pick up lines. Laugh,Cry , enjoy ! Pick Up Lines. Copyright © November 2015 . All rights reserved.

[Winner of The Fanfiction Award 2017 for Best Magcon/OGOC Fanfiction] Sadie Salvay, a girl who is never in trouble. A girl who was never asked on a date, knew a guy who liked her, or even had her first kiss. A girl who never had music in her life. At least, that was until she heard a single song, and everything changed. Sadie never understood how other girls could be so crazy over bands and celebrities. She thought that these girls were silly, and that all celebrities were fake and had egos bigger than the planet. However, that was only until she laid her eyes on Shawn Mendes for the very first time while watching a videoclip, and then she couldn't take him off her mind, or pass a day without listening to his songs. They made her feel better, feel happier. She believed on the guy she saw on the screen of her phone, but a bugging doubt was still on the back of her mind: is this all real? Is he exactly who he makes me believe he is? Or did media manipulate me in a way that makes me believe that Shawn is who I think he is? And from that moment onwards, she knew that she had to meet him or at least see him live, no matter what. After a long wait, that moment has come. She was certain that this would be one of the best days of her life. However, she didn't know that it was going to be so much more than that. It was just the beginning of a whole new chapter in her life. Though will the changes after that day be for the better, or the worse? Highest ranks: #1 under "Shawn Mendes Fanfic" 01/12/17 #2 under "Shawn Mendes" 04/16/17 #2 in Fanfiction 07/19/17 I own all of my created characters and the writing and the plot of this story. I do not own: any published books, apps and companies, movies, quotes, published book characters, songs, and etc., that are mentioned/referenced in the story. I also include in this any media in this story that I don't state is mine.

Title says it all. This is a story about you and Harry, living under the same roof. WARNING: THIS STORY DOES CONTAIN ABUSE AND SWEARING. SO IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT THEN PLEASE DO NOT READ. Disclaimer I in no way, shape, or form think that Harry is abusive or this type of person who would harm or do anything. I'm in love with that boy. So please do not leave any rude or mean comments about it. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Also I do not support the kind of relationship shown in this story, but for the sake of the story it is included. So please just move on if you don't like the story or can't handle it. •••Completed May 10, 2016•••

this isn't made by Melanie it's made by Alex or well Malex

☆ It's like a dream come fucking true ☆ ¤Warning¤: This book contains strong language, names that might be offensive to anyone who reads, triggering words/occurrences. Maybe smut, haven't decided yet. Also, if you hate gays, if you're homophobic, then you're just gonna have to get over it and not read this. There will be gay stuff mentioned. If you are uncomfortable with any of that, please, do not read.

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