dirty jokes

I have a VERY dirty mind

bro thing; jjk ✔

it was a normal thing to have a boner for boys, but jeon jungkook just got a boner for his hyungs. "shit im gay"

The 7 Princes [BTS x Reader]

Surprise! Your parents have been keeping a secret from you - you are royal princess and sole heir to the throne. To break the news to you, your parents have sent you to a neighboring kingdom where seven handsome, irresistible princes will teach you all you need to know about becoming the next ruler. But as soon as you...

『 virginity + jhs 』COMPLETED

UNEDITED "you're seriously ain't gonna fuck with me, i wasted my time." i was about to leave when he muttered. "but you fucked me." i scoffed but again, he grabbed my arms. can he just stop? i looked back glaring at him. "what?" "you literally took my virginity, this is your responsibility." he begged. « when she had...

BTS - G̴̼͑̒L̶͙͗̒̚I̷͙̭̋̍̉T̴̢̳͖̐͝C̷̺̱̏̋͠Ḥ̴͖͑̽E̶͇̰̊̒̃D̴̲̼̉̆͝ #WATTY'S2019

"we were like glitches in a script coded game, we messed everything up." Mental Disorder AU Started - July 1 2018 Ended - July 31 2019 Ranks: #267 in jeongguk #38 in mentaldisorder #42 in insomnia #401 in emotional #1 in schizophrenia

insane [bts]

In which five teens with different problems are forced to participate in a program designed to solve all their troubles and build new friendships. Started - 160402 Completed - 160501

The Last Necromancer

TO LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK OF THE LAST NECROMANCER FOR FREE check out my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@cjarcherauthor For five years, Charlotte (Charlie) Holloway has lived as a boy in the slums. But when one theft too many gets her arrested, her only means of escape lies with a dead man. Charlie hasn't ra...

Insane to Silent

The Fairy Fun Asylum is not as fun as you would think. I went to several asylums and have gotten moved around multiple times, but nothing would prepare me for what I witnessed at that place. Now I am not a psychopath, I'm now the victim of silent insanity. *WARNING* All pics belong to google unless stated otherwise.

The Silver Fox- Black Butler Fanfic (COMPLETED)

The sun beat down on my skin, my tattered clothes showed parts of skin that where exposed to it's harmful rays. My bare feet sunk into the ground, their angry screams echoed behind me, encouraging me forward.I stopped at a clearing, whipping my head around I looked for a sign that would show me that that was the direc...

The Assassin of Red [Black Butler]

Red is a trained female assassin, the best of the best. She attacks her victims in the dead of night, with no traces left except for a note written on blood red paper. Therefore she was dubbed, The assassin of Red. Disgusted by how the rich nobles live, she strives for justice but when she is asked to help the infamou...

The Butterfly Effect- Kenya Kobayashi

Ai Nishimura. Successful Suicide Attempt. Yet, that changes when Satoru Fujinuma once again has a revival, and this time 18 years back in time. Determined to save her and the others, he pushes Kenya Kobayashi into befriending her, hopefully to save her life. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Erased/boku dake ga inai machi or an...

My Perfect Symmetry Death The Kid X Reader

You had just started attending the DWMA and you already made a few friends, but there's one that your particularly close to Kid; The son of Lord Death himself, But there are some qualities about you he rather finds adorable.

wi-fi password | yoongi

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.