Author Note: No art belongs to me unless I state that it does. All credit belongs to the artists. There will be slow updates. Warning: There will be Sexual Interaction, Cursing, Gore, and other possibly triggering scenarios.

Screw what I said! WARNING SWEARS AND MAYBE SEXUAL THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. I'VE BEEN WATCHING WAAAAAYYY TOOOO MUUUUUCCCHHHH EDDSWORLD! OVER ALL I FELL FOR TWO CHARACTERS. THAT SMEXY NORWEGIAN SCUM COMMUNIST TORD AND SMEXY A$$ BASS GUITAR PLAYING TOM. MATT CHECKS HIMSELF OUT. 6 ) 6 Matt "hey smexy boi. I look so fine." Me "Matt you are adorable, you narcissistic cinnamon roll." Tord's face- °'-'° *He is mad because Paul waked in on him while he was reading hentai* Also this is MY army BUT I will be using C.S.A Leader so feel free to put your own name in its place. You can also change any pronouns. THIS IS A FANFICTION!! DEAL WITH IT! EDDSWORLD belongs to the proper owner. Please check it out. Any songs or pictures I use that are not mine belongs to the proper owner. ENJOY!!