So.... Our band director would put these on his smart board every school morning.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

[Before this book starts I just want to clarify that this is my first ever legit story so I'll be almost as sorry as Wheatley if it turns out bad. I also want to clarify that it contains spoilers of the real game.] So there he was, the core was there, floating aimlessly throughout the cold, vast space for eternity, with his so called 'Space Partner', trying to keep himself amused. And there she was, the dangerous, mute, lunatic, out of Aperture. Wandering upon the wheat field about her. The core and the mute had had their times, their moments, good and bad, they don't have much in common. Except for one emotion...

"I hate to cut your eternity of exile short but we have work to do" In the event of an emergency there are always some people that you don't want to call. For GLaDOS those people are Chell and Wheatley. But when the facility is in danger it seems like the mute and the moron are the only ones who can do anything about it. All characters belong to Valve

Earth, in an Unknown year. It's a comeback! Chell is back! What lies in store for her? A lot! Read to find out. Enjoy. P.S. don't forget to share this to others too! :3

"Stop it!" Chell shouted, "Uncle Wheatley is NOT a moron!" A collection of short stories from Human!Wheatley's POV. Poor little Chell. Her father hasn't the time to take care of her.