the houseplant

just random stuff i wanna write about

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Tainted: Origins of a Psycho

*Prequel to She Belongs to Me* What makes a man into a monster? This is the story of how Vincent Graves came to be the psychopath we all know and love (or love to hate). Disclaimer: This story contains moments of intense violence. Reader discretion is advised.