If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

He held the silver handgun towards the poor victim's head. "P-please just give me one more week I-I'll have the m-money I swear." The victim pleaded with fear in his eye. "That's what you said two week ago, and do we have the money?" He asked the victim who shook his head no. "Exactly." He said in a cold voice, as he pulled the trigger and the victim fell to the ground, with red liquid oozing out of his head. Oh my god, oh my god I'm dreaming! Yeah that must be it, ya know I could of fell asleep on the the bus, ya that's it! I thought to myself. But as he turned and looked at me I knew I wasn't dreaming. I felt a chill go down my spin, and my throat dries, and my face paled, And stared at the boy that everyone new, the player, the badboy, and now I guess the murder. Oh shit "Sorry, wrong place!" I yelled, and I ran like hell. ------------------------- Meet River Wilson , she has good grades, awesome friends, amazing family, a snarky attitude, and some secrets she hasn't shared with anyone. Now meet Gary Copper, he doesn't attend classes, hangs out with the wrong crowd (which is the understatement of the year), doesn't give two flying fucks about his 'parents', is the player/badboy of the school, and lets not forget he's a MURDER! Lets see what happens when River just happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Warning lots of swearing, and some events that would not happen in real life, ANNNNNND River does make some dumb in the beginning of the book.

"Unfortunately Monday's events reflected poorly on my character, and trust me when I say that in normal cases I exhibit much more elegance." Spencer said smoothly. I coughed. "Yes Miss. Hoffman?" "Yea, sorry I just go some bullshît stuck in my throat." *** An accident, which led to an argument, caused a kiss, and then turned into a fight. This series of events occur and lead to Evangeline Harper Hoffman and Spencer Eastwood's end and beginning. All because of a kiss and a punch. [Highest Rake: 4]

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren. And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner] [TFA Runaway Prize Winner] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

HR: #1 in pranksters HR: #2 in friendships HR: #1 in 2k18 "Oops?" Was the only thing that came out of my mouth. One look at her and I started laughing again and everyone joined in. • • • Chase Lynn has gotten into lots of trouble - pranked teachers, pranked students, made three principals to quit, gotten suspended six times, had detention everyday of her life - yeah, you get the picture. She seems to love getting into trouble. Anyone who mentions her name there's one thing they all know her for - the delinquent. Input Carter Hemsworth - new student to Westwood High, he looks innocent on the outside but a real demon on the inside. He's five times worse than Chase. So what happens when they both get detention on his first day of senior year and they decide to work together? Disaster, that's what happens. ©2018 xDeanAsylumx All Rights Reserved

Highest ranking: #1 in teenagelife Rio Pittman's life unravels after her twin sister's tragic death, exacerbated by vicious rumors and a cheating boyfriend. Seeking refuge, Rio transfers to Riverside High, where she encounters enigmatic Heath Lancaster, a quiet and brooding person with a vacillating temperament - haunted by his own dark past. As their paths converge, Rio finds herself almost immediately drawn to his altruism and aloof attitude. Meanwhile, Heath would prefer to have nothing to do with Rio and her clumsy nature. But when secrets from Rio's past threaten to surface, their lives become inextricably linked. "This is not a love story, this is a story about love."