❝ Do not set foot in the human realm again, Asmodeus. I'm warning you. ❞ - ☽ ☾ - a taekook fanfiction.

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

What if the whole world starts crazily shipping yoonmin because of that one little thing idiot Park Jimin did in an interview of BTS? Or, maybe it was Yoongi's fault. He, after all, was the one who kissed Jimin. On cam. And live. (NOTE: The fanfic is currently being edited, but you can still read it. There may be sudden changes. And some comment threads will disappear, but are still in the general comments section, no worries.) ► Now translated in various languages. Please check this link to see the list and links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cFJas7L4VpfjqF2J7tu1QoDmP0hRiauZBOn-cN6mvyI/edit?usp=sharing -------------- Hi guys! My first yoonmin fic so please beware XD. But I'll try my best, promise. ~~Weekly updates (or mabye twice or thrice a week?) ~Cover made by the lovely @BAEPSAE_KKAEBSONG_4 Lots of love sunshines! --P.O.M.E.

❝So we've got Messrs Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail ... and Madam Despa-three-toe. What the fuck, Exie, WHY?!❞ ❝My Animagus is a three-toed sloth! It's hilarious, put it on the fucking map, Black.❞ ▬▬▬▬ Nobody was quite sure how the Marauders came to be (although Exie Attia would like to take full credit for inviting James and Sirius into the group after an intense game of Gobstones). Whilst the boys had big dreams and would work days and nights to get it, Exie liked to think of herself as the mellow one especially because sometimes she literally couldn't keep her eyes open. Some people loved them, one person REALLY didn't but Exie Attia wouldn't change it for the world. With Fourth Year rolling around, Exie expected life to stay blissfully stagnant but that was just wishful thinking. After the shocking discovery that, despite sounding like the start of a bad joke, combining a narcoleptic with stressful Animagus training might not be the best idea, Exie finds herself excluded for the first time in, well ... ever. But even this might have been okay had a certain tantalising redhead not caught her eye... Yeah, Fourth Year might not go that well. [CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR COVER ART]

T: YOU T: YOU T: YOU J: Good morning to you too Where Taehyung can't stand his loud upstairs neighbour. [lots of crack]

"I choose dare then." "I dare you to kiss me." {An AU where Jungkook and his best friends go on a camping trip and love to play truth or dare, but sometimes it reveals a bit too much.}

❝if i'm picasso, then you're debussy!❞ ⤷in which they only meet in the rain. [vkook au] {completed}

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018