"Are you in love with Ashton?" "Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement." Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.

prisoner!michael likes to pick on parole officer!luke

michael is 16, irresponsible, and only loves to party. luke is 25, organized (for the most part), and the babysitter of michael clifford. ( cover creds to @thelifeofpablo )

calum and ashton are neighbors. who secretly have a sexually relationship. no one at school knows until one of them start to catch a serious bug called 'feelings' fem!cal bottom!cal top!ashton

In which, it's 1956 and Luke falls for a boy RUKE GREMMINGS COMPLETED 2ND IN THE RUKE SERIES ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2016

In which, Luke and Ashton are trying for a baby LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2016

"See, I told you he likes boys."

There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.

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"What's asexual even mean? Do you just jerk off a lot?" "What? No, absolutely not," Or the one where Calum's asexual and no one really understands it.