"say my name, dan howell"

"I have a bet." "I don't give a damn about your bet, Phil." "I bet you can't control your mouth while we're working on the project." "Fuck off." "If you don't cuss, you win and-" "And you'll curse." "Fine, but if I win," Phil smirked, "you have to kiss me." "You're on, Lester." "Try me, Howell." trigger warning: alcohol abuse, slurs about sexuality crossdresser! phil and punk! dan

Dan Howell is depressed. Phil Lester is not. Dan Howell doesn't want anyone to know. Phil Lester just wants to help. Dan Howell thinks he's alone. Phil Lester wants to be there. Dan Howell pretends he's okay. Phil Lester knows he isn't. ///// *trigger warning* and very short chapters [completed: May 9, 2016]

Phil starts getting cute, little messages from a secret admirer and gradually feels himself falling more and more in love with the boy. But can you really like someone you've never seen before? And what will happen when Phil finds out the real identity of his admirer?

I know the title is bad, bear with me. This is the story of what happens when a drunk Dan interacts with a sober Phil... WARNING: Lots of fluff, mild smut

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

When abused and misused 4th grade Dan Howell meets northern newbie Phil Lester, will they befriend? And could their friendship be the only thing that keeps them from falling apart? (read introduction for more info-original story)