Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

This story is in a (Rewrite in PROGRESS)

"Cry! Take that whip cream out of your mouth this instant!" The loud and fake obnoxious voice echoes across the Gryffindor table. The intended girl, Cry, laughs and yells back, "Shut up, Padfoot!" - She frowned. Her dress dampened with water and her feet sunk into the sand. My rage grew the more I looked at her. How can she be so untouchable? When she looks like me? Why can't I? I leaned in, my hot tears dripping from my jaw and teeth slightly bared. My temper seethed the longer I reside here. "I would burn everything and anyone until I get him," I spat.

Ariana Rebecca Dumbledore is the only child of Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts. After being expelled from Beauxbatons, a school in France, she comes to the school her dad runs. She must fight against the fate she was given as a baby, all while falling in love with a marauder. [Sirius Black] [completed] [book one] *this book is so old... it's cliche and stupid. read at your own risk. i recommend not reading it but it's your choice.*

They were polar opposites, but as the old saying goes, opposites attract.

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED