Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

since my friend, anna, loves chicken nuggets so much im writing her a story uR WELCOME ANNA ILYT

It's about lays. It's beautiful. 10/10 would Bang again- Fritz Fritz X Reader X Lays