[ hq x reader oneshots ] 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 . open 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 . ongoing © BEE-BUB

this is a joke lmao ... unless 😏 I don't own any of the art work in this book or the characters the cover is mine

In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

This is about Fan and TestTube realizing they like each other more than just best friends. Published-Every Monday (if day missed it will be posted on Wednesday)

I decided to do Lightbrush Fanfiction of Inanimate Insanity. I'm going to be making better chapters...I hope. The cover is by DimasTV from DeviantArt. I don't own Inanimate insanity, it's just a fanfic. Adam Katz owns the show.

Science is always the answer. At least, to Test Tube it is. But this time, science may not give her the answers she wanted. What happens when you become too curious..? The feeling of isolated boredom we all know too well. Now, Test Tube is trying to find the solution, through a psychological experiment. The picture painted in blood can be just as pretty. Trigger Warnings: Murder, Suicide, Mental Illness, Claustrophobia, Extreme Violence, and some cussing. Cover art credit to a wonderful friend of mine, Shiiro on amino! All characters and rights reserved to the proper owners. Thank all of you so much for the support. This was my first story and it means the world to me, truly!!

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

you know the drill by now. Always taking requests!

Lightbrush, Bickel, Suitloon, and more. Some human AU oneshots every now and then.

●THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN ON MY NEW ACCOUNT!!!!!● When Firey, the most popular guy in the school gets his schedule mixed up, he gets placed in band. He learns throughout the story that the world doesn't revolve around him and that he won't get his way every time when he gets to know Leafy, an unpopular girl who loves Music.