Be warned, there are many stories here that you may question. A lot. Don't judge me too harshly, I'm always cringing as it is. For the most part it's cute, but....

Jokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still. Fear me.

"You don't tell anyone what happened unless you wanna end up like that kid" --- Frank was shy and timid and didn't really bother anybody until one day when he walked into the wrong place at the wrong time. Then his life was pretty much threatened by one of the most dangerous kids in school. Gerard got mad easily-and when he got mad, you would fear for your life (well, probably not literally) but he was dangerous and got mad easily and all the time. Maybe it got out of hand when he wound up putting an innocent kid in the hospital almost killing him. Everyone scared of Gerard. Except maybe one kid. (Sorry, I just had to write another one; even though I know I'll regret it)

Gerard Way is the school's Norman Bates. He's freaky, he acts like he's constantly anticipating something, and he does taxidermy. People fear him, and quite honestly, he gets off on it. There are so many bad rumors circulating about him that even he isn't sure which ones are true. Meanwhile, Frank Iero has a reputation for himself. He's an idiot. A comedic one, especially with his friend James, but an idiot. He once came to school high off his ass and passed his math exam with flying colors. It was a dumb move, but an entertaining one. Just like when he took the dare to make Gerard Way fall in love with him. • AKA "That ONE fanfic where ray is a massive asshole" Theme Song: Paralyzed - The Used

{DISCONTINUED} Joshler ~ It all started when Tyler found his neighbor, Josh, crying in the park at Midnight. Or the AU where Tyler is an angel from a corrupt society, banned to stay on Earth and meets Josh who happens to be his neighbor that likes watering flowers. *Contains triggering stuff and (maybe) some smut, and yes, this is a fantasy fanfic*

SHY // JOSHLER Age 6 "Hi, my names Joshua." The timid boy greeted the boy sitting next to him. "I'm Ty" the boy paused for a few seconds "ler" "Do you want to be friends?" Josh asked Tyler and Tyler nodded enthusiastically. Josh was proud of himself, he had never made a friend before. He smiled at Tyler and Tyler gave him a toothy grin which made him laugh very hard.

Just some quotes about social anxiety

Unknown: Hello Gerard: What the hell.... Who is this? Unknown: My... That's not how you greet a new friend is it...? Gerard Way is a lonley boy. Only his younger brother Mikey supports him. But when one is threatened, One must team up. But what if there's a betrayer in the team? DISCLAIMER I'm not trying to copy anyone with the story line or anything. Also thank you sooo much to @thekilljoycipher, she is so amazing helping me with all this, go follow her!!

Seconds passed as slowly as years. My heart was thundering in my chest, my head spinning. I wondered who'd fired the gun, and a terrifying feeling in my gut told me I'd find out in mere minutes. What if they attacked Mikey? I couldn't let them hurt my little brother, nor Ray or Frank. If anything happened to any of them, I would never, ever be able to forgive myself. - Gerard Way didn't think his life could get any worse. He was once the boy who lived in his fantasies, had four great friends, and was actually doing alright. Now, Gerard's lost all of his friends, due to various reasons, and he can't sleep without having nightmares of the night one of them died. It doesn't help that he's completely in love with his ex-best friend, Frank Iero. Reality is harsh, and he wants nothing but to escape it. When Gerard's life becomes a living nightmare, he's forced to face old friends and enemies. He's been thrust into a dangerous game he wants no part in, but he's not just playing to get it over with; He's playing for his life. THIS BOOK CONSISTS OF TRIGGERING SUBJECTS. PLEASE READ WITH CARE.