** and so, the legacy I leave behind when I shuffle off this mortal coil is that of a footnote in a brain leak episode. ah. mental. speaking of, I'd like to formally apologise as a now 22 year old woman for my extremely mentally unwell teenage self being the poster child for parasocial attachments and that manifesting itself into writing incessantly about actual people! if you ever do come back to this, Ethan, I beg of you not to read this girthy monstrosity on a stream or read it ever actually, but if you force my hand to gouge out my own eyes and ears then so be it. "some of these chapter titles are really funny" yeah man I've got jokes. I've HAD jokes. and on your podcast, I WAS the joke (in a lighthearted and funny way dw fuck you guys but also dw it's not serious fuck you). that aside, I'm eternally grateful to you and Sean - and don't click onto my account to see any content about him either or I will bring a snickers to a fight (I won't sorry that's really mean) - for being the reasons for a smile on my face that was pretty hard to come by, back then. thank you for being here for more people than you'll ever know, and giving us so much of your time. you are both very lovely and I'll always adore your content; keep it leaky fellas x ** Some imagines about the not-so-blue boy! (I wrote these in like 2017/2018 and havent added any since, so these are a little outdated in terms of references and stuff. it might say I've updated it recently, but that's purely to add necessary trigger warnings cuz at the time those werent really included. also, if Ethan EVER does a fanfiction video and sees these...no u didnt ✨😌✨) Book cover by: @lazzyleni - COMPLETED -

imagines for this bean named ethan highest ranking: #143 in fanfiction (3/26/17) ((cover by the lovely @madlittlecriminal on tumblr))

(Closed) Hello everyone so this is my Crankgameplays imagines and if you have any requests then please message me. I am open to writing smut but would prefer fluffy Ethan because Fluffy Ethan is a cute Ethan. Hope you all enjoy the stories!

Welcome to the 1st Edition: CrankGameplays Imagine book! This book is marked completed but the 2nd edition is in progress so when you finish here, go to the 2nd edition! -PH

saaaaah duddeeeeee welcome to my one shots Do not steal, copy, or repost my writing without permission and/or credit. It's not cool. started March 24, 2017 completed April 21, 2018 views~ May 5, 2017 - 1k August 26, 2017 - 10k February 2, 2018 - 50k January 11, 2019 - 100k votes~ November 20, 2017 - 1k

I'm just here to pleasure your weird fangirl selves. If you have requests, feel free to inbox them to me. I'll occasionally do personalized ones, so if you're interested, feel free to message me! I don't think I'll really post graphic, sexual ones, but if that's what you want I can send it to you lol. **SLOW UPDATES** (I'm only human...sorry) Warning: Contains some strong language

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