❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

Hudson Ellis is good at his job. Somehow, he manages not to annoy people when he knocks at their doors and asks them to contribute to the charity he works for - instead, he gets them to sign up for sponsoring programmes and fish whatever spare change they have out of their pockets. Even the infamously tough residents of New York City are falling victim to Hudson's easy-going ways and wide smile; that is, until one woman renders him speechless with sarcastic refusals and slams her door in his face. Perhaps Hudson would be able to forget her - if it wasn't for the fact that she lives on the same floor of the next apartment over, and they both have floor-to-ceiling windows that allow for a rather generous view into each other's flats.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

(previously "what we used to be") In which a girl loved a boy so much she forgot to love herself. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved (trigger warning) [book one in the "girls of the stars" series]

Spring, summer, autumn, winter. Short and sweet love stories for all seasons, for all kinds of love. © 2019 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved

[Completed] "Because the way to a girl's heart is by dating other girls." *CURRENTLY BEING EDITED* Highest ranking: 1 in Short Story ©fictively

in which a girl shoplifts a little more than candy hearts. -wattpad featured story- highest ranking: #11 in SHORT STORY [03/29/17] cover made by @sunswept © 2017 jasception

Renata Santos doesn't expect her heart to flutter when she catches a boy stealing flowers out of her backyard. But as she unravels his reputation, she realizes puppy-eyed delinquent Isaac Marshall may just be the sunshine she needs to turn her life around. 〚 a wattpad featured story 〛

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

❝ monsters aren't born. they're created. ❞ in which a monster and a queen rises from frost and lace and the dark hearts of her very own people. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved