Sharkboy only wants his friends to be happy, and when Linus and Max break up after 12 years of blissful marriage, he has to fix it. When Lavagirl mysteriously disappears, he decides that bringing the two of them on this crazy adventure is the best kind of couple's therapy. Reviews: "I don't know why this exists but I like it!" - My Disappointed Sister "Why." - Jesus "The Shrek fanfic was better." - Whoopi Goldberg(probably) Lol, I'm entering this in the 2018 Wattys cause why the hell not?!?

I can't do descriptive stuff be there's angst and shit also; suicidal thoughts and actions warning