Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Includes angry rants, ridiculously inappropriate, laugh out loud inside jokes, Nessian sexual tension, one shots, the one & only original Daily Programming Good for Nothing Tools, & more! Warning: if you still aren't caught up with either of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns & Roses or Throne of Glass, please understand that this contains spoilers. If you do not wanted to be spoiled, then. Don't. Read. This. You have been warned. Let the pain begin . . .

How are two mortals likely to fare Under The Mountain? Kaz and Inej: Two thieves with no magic (possibly), no understanding of the world they've just been thrown into and no way out. An Acrobat and a Crime Lord, against one of the most powerful monsters alive. Only Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa could make this one out alive (with the help of a few unlikely alliances)... - - - There isn't enough Six Of Crows Fanfiction out there so I decided to do a crossover between my two favourites of the moment. - - - All characters belong to Sarah J. Maas or Leigh Bardugo, authors of A Court Of Thorns And Roses and Six Of Crows. - Also, please not this story is set before both books so isn't affected by the release or events in A Court Of Mist And Fury

"What the hell?" I took a step closer to the mirror, staring at my reflection in disbelief. The person looking back was still me, but at the same time it wasn't. I had the same thick, dark, curly hair. The same hazel eyes. The same olive skin with a light dusting of freckles (ugh) scattered across the bridge of my nose. But my curls were now streaked with highlights. And not the subtle, golden-brown ones that sometimes appeared during the summer. No, these were an aggressive, dazzling blond that went from the roots of my hair all the way to the tips. It looked like I had spent a full day getting my hair done in some upscale salon. Never mind that I had never set foot in such a place since the day I was born. My eyes appeared somehow wider and more luminous. The colour brighter, my eyelashes darker up against them. And, when I looked closely, my pupils seemed to be slitted almost like a cat. I looked down at my body. My skinny arms-which had always refused to gain any definition no matter how hard I exercised-were lined with flat, wiry muscles. My bony shoulders were now curved and smooth. My scrawny legs were toned like a dancer. I reached down and lifted my shirt, revealing two subtle lines running vertically down my perfectly flat stomach, hinting at the rock-hard abs underneath. My whole body was rippling with strength. Like liquid steel.

Join the whole crew, villains and all, in a story about them if they went to high school in the modern world! Of course, the places they live will be called the same and the languages and such, but it will be in our world! (Of course with Kanej, Wesper, and Mattina). Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters save for a few. Please remember that.

How do you fight an enemy who never shows his face? The murder of crows must band together with a privateer prince to face their greatest challenge yet. But though Kaz is playing for the Dregs, Nikolai suspects that the future of the world is at stake. Has Dirtyhands met his match? Kaz's throne as ruler of the Barrel has toppled. Inej must reclaim her rooftop kingdom. Wylan is torn between two lives. Jesper knows something's up with Wylan. Nina is trapped as the shadows draw closer. Nikolai is hiding from a mysterious assassin. One thing is for sure - not all of them will walk away this time. No mourners. No funerals. "You're right," Kaz said, eyes black and unforgiving. "You were always right. It's not the tricks they feared, not the lies, the thieving. They don't need a broken boy-leader. But they don't need me." His face softened, just for a second, and he touched her cheek with bandaged fingers. "It'll be the last time, I promise. The last heist." And he dropped his hand, and he stood sharply. "See, the Mask has bested me before. But he's never fought Dirtyhands." A smile uncoiled across his face, slow and dark, a promise of violence. "They might not need me to beat him, Inej, but they need the monster. And I'm more than happy to deliver." A Six of Crows / Crooked Kingdom fansequel.

Ashynn Hallidan is a monster. Beneath the silver hair and sharp eyes lies a weapon that the King of Tessalen is desperate for. But when something suspicious turns up at the palace doors, Ashynn is nowhere to be found, so the king sends for Kaed Greenfall.

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