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[Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Romance ] Aurora Rosa is bonded—but not by choice, her existence is tied to a man she has yet to meet. Forced into submission because of her origin, her fate is sealed. Why? Because she is the property of Zachary Thomson. The man who owns her contract. As an Immortalia, she is nothing but a product with no expiration date. With extraordinary powers, she’s useful to many. Useful in the sense that she can benefit several businesses—that is until they tamper with her nature, and transforms her into a weapon instead of a tool. Cover Model: Miss Mosh http://miss-mosh.deviantart.com/ Cover art: Prisim

The ship was engulfed in flames, lighting up the sea around it with an orange glow. It looked both majestic and terrifying. She watched it as her lifeboat slowly drifted away, shaking and crying as she saw the two giant figures viciously tearing each other apart on deck. The events that led to this, it was all her fault. Everything. Copyright don't be stealing.

16 year old Rowan is trying to deal with the sudden death of her friend Zach