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Will and his girl. You and your boy. Through dating to who knows what lies ahead. Suggestions always open!!

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

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(Mafia!Romano x Reader) I have recently gotten back into the Mafia AU so let me explain how I think it works. There are the five different mafia families; Braginsky, Wang, Vargas, Williams, and the Yakuza. Kiku plays a different role in the story, so the Yakuza is run by Im Yong Soo (and allegedly his elder brother North Korea but we don't talk about him). Now before you yell at me about how the Yakuza are "a japanese based organisation" you're wrong. They also exist in Korea. The Braginsky family deals in illegal firearms, the Wang in drug trafficking, Vargas in cybercrime and illegal weapons, Williams in illegal trading of natural resources and wildlife and the Yakuza in human trafficking. That's about it for now, the backstory starts in the first chapter.

You meet a extremely good looking guy at your local supermarket, that man being Lovino Vargas. How will you love develop over time? What adventures will take place? Will Romano ever be able to teach you how to cook?

You've been friends with Antonio for as long as you can remember. He was your best friend, and proud to be it. He introduces you to his cousin, Lovino, who is nothing like your Spanish friend; he was always complaining about something, never satisfied with life. You think he is a spoiled bastard that needs to be put in his place. However, something about his foul language and harsh attitude intrigues you. Not that you'd admit it, anyways.

This is a RomanoXReader fanfic so yeah :3 First story.

TRIGGER WARNING: Suicidal thoughts, self-harm and abusive relationships ahead. Reader discretion is advised!!! Germany is starting to get meaner, hitting or beating Italy for any 'mistakes' that he might do. Because of this, Italy's mind is starting to break and he looses all sense of humanity...