*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

Tweek is scared of many things. However above all he is scared of his best friend not returning his feeling and rejecting him. Thank God he doesn't know... until certain events happen to shake things up. -under revision 4 years later-

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

America has a dream that he's never told anyone. Unexpectedly he runs into Britain but what is Britain doing in his country? Also America realizes that he might be... dissapearing. Is he going to dissapear without fullfilling his dream?

"What causes a man to snap and kill?" Arthur asked, crossing his legs. "What caused Alfred F. Jones to snap and kill a man, or two?" The American smiled a little, leaning in close to the iron bars that separated the two. "What causes Arthur Kirkland to become so intrigued in a snapped man's mind?" He asked, resting his chin in the palm of his hand. Arthur paused, bringing the tip of his pencil to his temple, humming. "I suppose I'm just interested in the beauty of a broken man's mind." ... Officer Kirkland has just been moved to night shifts at the local prison. Normally a small city cop the transition was rather difficult. Not to mention the new prisoner eye candy Alfred F. Jones had just been booked. Alfred F. Jones. In on a double homicide is more than interested in the new night guard, getting his attention and being quite the flirt. Newly divorced father of two Arthur Kirkland has to bite back his temptations to conduct a cavity search so to speak on the inmate. It's unprofessional. Follow through the story and see the frustrations of a prisoner and officer attempting to have any relationship possible. If the prisoner can get to the denying officer first. Arrested in Love: an UsUk story (Warning: Smut, Violence, Cursing, Rape, and other things sensitive to readers)