When Percy originally embarked on his quest to the underworld to save his mother, he was given three pearls to be given to whoever he desired to escape to Santa Monica beach. But what if Percy had forced Sally to take the third pearl instead? What if Sally was not what matters most... but Percy was?

WARNING: This book will cause uncontrollable laughing. You have been warned. Character Quotes: "The key to success is... Live, laugh, love. Obvious and easy, right? No. I obviously don't seem like the type to help with your life problems, but do as I say . Don't wanna? Not my problem. Live your life the funny way so you don't regret it, and if you don't want to, suit yourself. So - hey, Lysander, you idiot, come closer, my brick can't hit that far- get what I mean?" -Julia, We the Weirdos "I've got nothing important to say. Oh wait, actually... (and you better listen, you hear me?)when a woman says 'what' it's not like she didn't hear you. It actually means that she's giving you a chance to change what you just said. I've actually experienced firsthand and look at my brick-shaped bruise I have on my arm. And if you accuse her of being deaf, oh, you're really in for a treat. I'm leaving now, don't want to get hit by another brick. But listen to me, seriously." -Lysander, We the Weirdos _________ Julia's life: Social life: non existent. Love life: non existent. Home life: chores exist. Weirdness: to the max. How much weirder can her life get when a new boy enters their school and flips her world upside down?

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Ask me questions and I'll answer them. Enjoy my horrible piece of art as the cover

(Summary to be made soon) This is actually my first fanfic I ever written!!! I hope you all enjoy!! Credit for cover goes to @coffee_addict2005

PLEASE NOTE - YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THE KOLTC BOOKS; THIS CAN BE READ ALONE. But, of course, there will be spoilers but I WILL try to limit it. ------------------------- *I've tried to keep this book as close as it can to the real Keeper books, but I am not Shannon Messenger, but, hey, I tried* Following the sixth book, Impossible is a twist of plots, and it starts at Alvar's Tribunal. Something terrible happens, so terrible that Sophie has decided to make a decision. One that will not only impact herself, but her family, not only her family, but her friends, not only her friends and family, but the whole Lost Cities. "These past few years... they've been amazing, you guys," Sophie started off. "...wait for it, you guys... going to be a 'but.'" Keefe said. "But.." Sophie choked on her words. "But what?" Biana asked. "But... all good things come to an end. I've decided to go back...and I think it's permanent." Everyone in the room held their breath. Finally, Keefe had the courage to ask "Back where?" Sophie took a breath. "Back to the Forbidden Cities." What will happen to Sophie? What will happen to the Lost Cities, now that their moonlark is gone? What HAD happened that made Sophie make this life-changing decision? Read to find out! After Sophie fixes her conflict as mentioned above, more and more mayhem cooks up in the Lost Cities. Will Sophie ever find a way to have a normal life?

Hi. If you play DSA (Disney Sorcerers Arena) then you'll want to read this.

I just finished narrating all 33 chapters of The Last of the Mohicans and I'd thought I'd share it with you. Some of the chapters are written a little different but I'll make an authors note at the very end.

This is not a normal solangelo fanfic. This takes place after the Tower of Nero, as some of the fans may know Uncle Rick left quite a few plot holes and that is what this fic is about. I want to make sure it follows Rick Riordans plot and it's not like some other fan fictions where it is just... not as good. I want it to be like Uncle Rick himself wrote this story but instead of it revolving around Percy Jackson or any of the Seven (now the six sadly enough) this story will revolve around Nico di Angelo and Will Solace. My whole purpose of writing this story is to fill those plot holes that Rick left when he was write The Trials of Apollo. I am not taking requests but I am taking suggestions- there is a difference, learn it. There will be some Solangelo moments but everything will be PG. I am thinking about writing another story or just adding chapters of some solangelo fluff. Everything will be PG. there will be no colourful language or any scenes. There will be some kisses but nothing more. Like I said before I'm keeping this PG, there are other fan fictions that you can read if you don't like this one. There is not going to be a regular update. I will post whenever I feel like it, I have other stories that need my full attention. This story is only to fulfil my needs and what I would want the next Percy Jackson story to be like.

Just a whole bunch of one shots, nothing too fancy or bad just some heart warming one shots :)