Lacey Moreau puts work over love. She spends all her time working, stressing, and marking her student's English papers. When she has an uncalled for sex dream about a coworker, Lacey and her coworker begin many, awkward and unusual relationships. (This is a lesbian story the does involve MATURE CONTENT. If you do not want to read lesbian having sexy times I'd advise you to not read this book.)

Joanne Stewart is an 18 year old girl who just graduated high school. She decides to travel, but seems to run into constant problems. Diana being one of the big ones. But, in the long run, Joanne discovers Diana is the best god damn problem she's ever had.