You may or may not know that there is a YouTuber who put songs through several languages in google translate because by doing this the lyrics get screwed up and the results are usually quite funny. That's what I'm going to do here except I won't just do songs anymore I'll also do quotes whether they're from a movie, book, or TV show, or just well-known quotes by famous people. For songs, I will post both the screwed up lyrics and the original lyrics. and for quotes, I'll post the original quote and the screwed up version. Also if there's a song you want me to do or something you want me to include quotes from just comment it and I will probably do it.

New marks. Flashing eyes. Amazing power. Percy gets bitten by a werewolf, and is thrown into yet another mission to save the world. What will happen when he gets separated from everyone and everything he loves at camp and sprung into a whole new world of man-haters and strange wolves? Truly a story full of surprises. #1 Bitten as of 3/28/2020 PG-13 [COMPLETED AUGUST 2015]

what happens when the one and only hero percy jackson meets the famous spider man.... one thing is for sure things will change permanently warning: there will be a lot of pjo jokes and a lot of Percabeth and maybe jiper, frazel and caleo

Nico its visiting his mother in the Insane Asylum. As he's leaving, he sees a kid no older than eighteen. He seems insane out of his mind, and even the guards can't control him. Who is this kid? (Pernico)

What if Sally Jackson was actually Sally Wayne and she was mudered by Gabe when Percy was 8? The greek gods may not be around anymore in this world, but it's filled to the brim with forces of Dark and Light. There are advantages and disadvantages to both sides, but young Percy has his heart set on doing some good. When Percy's life gets more intense. Will he adjust to the new life and make some friends along the way? Or will this son of Poseidon drown in his Nightmares?

Percy Jackson has never noticed Nico Di Angelo, then again no one has. But after a encounter Percy realizes he has found his one and only

Percy may act tough and strong on the outside, but on the inside, he was broken. His step-father is abusive, and no one really knew, until Annabeth gets stuck in between. Piper and Jason are the ones to call the cops, and get Percy away from the scene, but who knows what actually happened to Percy that day. Even Annabeth seems oblivious, and she was actually there. SEQUEL- MIXED EMOTIONS

When the lone demi-god son of Odin, the Asgardian Allfather finds himself neck deep in trouble, he does the one thing that comes to mind, which in turn leads him into yet more sticky situations. His adventure is filled with Greeks, Vikings, Titans, Primordials, insane immortals and even Chaos, both the Primordial AND the archaic concept. Pertemis. Yes, for the love of god, I have permission to put this story on here. I swear if someone asks me again I'm gonna lose it.

I glared up at him my eyes narrowed, "Excuse me?" I was beyond livid by the words that just came out of his mouth. My glare didn't falter when Parker towered over me, clenching his jaw while trapping me against his desk. "You heard me." Parker's voice was low and intimidating that it made me feel so small. But I wasn't going to let him get to me. Standing up taller, I snapped, "I will not be your personal toy, available for you to do just as you please! I do not want to be held captive against my will, and not even have a say in anything. To be honest, I don't even want a mate." "You will do everything and anything I say, do you hear me?" Parker growled grabbing my chin and forcing me to look at him. Without even thinking I said the first thing that came to my head but meant every word. "I, Jasmine Davis, reject you Alpha Parker Mason, as my mate." * Jasmine Davis is the daughter of the Beta of the Moonlit Waters Pack. She's sarcastic and having a mate is that last thing on her mind. Jasmine gets the attention of most of the male population in her pack but she ignores them. What happens when Jasmine's mate happens to be the ruthless Alpha of the neighboring pack, the Lunar Shadow Pack. What happens when she doesn't want a mate especially, Alpha Parker? * [Highest rank: #1] [WARNING] - mild language and some steamy scenes* [Unedited] Read at your own risk! [Published: November 2015] [Completed: July 2017]