Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Do you ever think that its ironic?" "what's ironic" "Your name's Liv yet your dead" "zombie actually thanks for noticing" In which a doctor who is a vampire finds love in a zombie mortician. I DO NOT OWN IZOMBIE OR TWILIGHT. THIS IS PURELY A FANFICTION.

This is a story about a creepy girl who never really fit in. With her doll-like appearance, quick growth, and odd expressions, there is a definite reason why no one likes her. (I don't really like Twilight, this is just for fun xd) I do not own Twilight in anyway shape or form. I do not own some of the characters in this story (Renesmee, Bella, Edward, Jacob).

The townspeople of Stars Fall don't have an explanation for why odd events occur in their sleepy town. For the most part, they do their best to ignore it and lead normal lives filled with unlikely romance, early morning coffee runs, and chili cook-off festivals. All that changes when a little dog named Barkly looks up to the heavens and wishes on a shooting star. His wish? To become a real man, a man worthy enough for a tattoo parlor owner, Cindy, whom he has fallen in love with. A newcomer named Ben arrives to town with a dog-like loyal, carefree demeanor, the robotic muscle to fight an otherworldly tentacle monster, and eyes only for Cindy. He manages to score a job at the next door flower shop and even make new friends. Soon Ben becomes entangled with a cast of quirky townsfolk as his quest to win Cindy's heart unravels the mystery of why Stars Fall is full of magic.

It's about cats who like stuffing

When I should be sleeping I write Thomas the train fanfiction. Sorry.

Jess Smith is a strange girl, lost in the world of magic and love. Her powers of flirting and wig making cause quite a stir at Hogwarts. When two wizards fall madly in love with her, but she has eyes on a different prize.