Where warriors have sharpies, threaten to destroy the world with big red buttons for pies, and lots more! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! Enjoy, my fellow kitty-cats! :D Let the laughing begin! Thank you everyone for reading my silly book I started years ago, it made me happy.

Find out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!

The world is unveiling, its seals cracking under the surface. Anything can break free from the depths of secrecy. What will the clans do in preparation for this new threat?

Runningwish and her littermate, Voleeye, have discovered their gifts from Starclan. Unfortunately, their sister Goldensky has left the clan with her lover, the treacherous Tigertooth, after a failed attempt to take Greystar's life. Shadowclan and Thunderclan bristle at the borders as a new prophecy is given. How will Sunkit endure growing up in the clan as the child of traitors?

Runningkit, Goldenkit, and Volekit are destined for a great change in the clans. The kick off to a series of epic proportions, transforming the expectation of those around them. Starclan has their wise eyes cast towards these three kits, and their lives shall unfold willingly or by force of the universe around them.

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!