Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

based on a true story (autobiography). How I moved to prison. (Kid friendly) Includes: - how my mother sold me to the circus - my bad boy romance - some spicy one direction scenes (jalapeños )

She was a bean He was a girl Could I make it anymore obvious? He was a bean boi She said see ya t8er boi Cause he wasn't bean enough for her.... Started october 12th, 1645. "The Bean Girl" is a traditional folk tale told by the Blorgus family for generations. I am morally obligated to tell this story. Highest ranking: #7 in avrillevine #2 in sk8erboi

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Bakugou has never been good with words. Kirishima has never been good with self-confidence. Bakugou tries to help, in his own special way. It's time to take a hike!

Katsuki was really sick of the taste of flowers.

... It wasn't that he was annoyed. Okay, maybe he was a little annoyed, but that was because a certain explosive punk decided to test the flammability of his sheets at 2 in the morning. Every single morning. (In which Bakugou's quirk wakes Kirishima up, and Kirishima gets way too invested in his bro's well-being.) **NOW REVISED AS OF 1/2/2023**

A girl who likes horses has a crush on one...,... but her family wants to arrange her marriage. will she get together will boris the horis or will their romance die?????read to find out. It all started from a comment that i wrote on a book called Wattpad Cliches by JaneConquest #16 In Humor, surprisingly