Yoongi is a muggle-born Slytherin. You can imagine how fun that is. One day, the moody third year stumbles into the Room of Requirement, only to find it occupied a rag-tag club of misfits. There's Jin, the eldest, a Hufflepuff they call "Mummy". Namjoon, "the dad", but also a much feared God of Destruction. A Ravenclaw. Hoseok, a cheery, sickeningly smiley beam of sunshine from Hufflepuff. The 4D character Taehyung, 1000% extra and full-blooded Gryffindor. And there's Jungkook, the baby-faced sass-master, also sporting red and gold. Rounding out the Holy trinity is Jimin, Oh, Lord, Park Jimin. All five foot eight of cherub-faced, squishy, sweet, perfect, beautiful Park Jimin, and he had to be another fricking Gryffindor.

[ Highest Ranking: #3 in Jiminie, #10 at PJM ] For those who love fluff. Fluff fluff fluff. No very dirty sins that will make you pour J hope's holy water all over your body will be allowed in this book. Please enjoy fluffy cute scenes between you and Mr. Park Jimin, aka the love of my poopy life.

in which a candy store, or someone's urge for a lollipop causes two individuals to meet for the first time. ©Arachniem plagiarism is a crime. (a fetus fic).

yoongi is drunk. © fxxk_no 2017 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠: ↬ #𝟐𝟒 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐭. ↬ #𝟔𝟓 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐭𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚.