An unlikely tale of odd affection and baffling fondness between a pair of outcasts in a ramshackle orphanage comes to be plagued by tragedy when they move away to the green idleness of Scotland. Six years scuttle by, and all that was promised to remain simple is replaced by the ugly misfortune of dirty secrets, traumatic yesterdays and Phil Lester's forbidden feelings for Dan Howell.

Flowers And Tattoos ... **Phan AU** ... Dan Howell is a quiet, shy boy who's on his senior year of high school and loves anything pastel. He is somewhat innocent to the public, and he doesn't talk much outside of his ring of friends. And he is a bully's perfect target. Phil Lester is a pierced, tattooed punk, who's on his senior year of high school and loves anything that involves breaking the rules. He is the school's bad boy and heart breaker. He flicks off anyone that bothers him and has students, girls and boys alike, head over heals for him. And he is a bully. Dan Howell and Phil Lester couldn't be anymore diffrent. But with an unfortunate mix of 'bad' luck and teenage hormones drive them into each other.. . The first half of this story is in high school, the next in collage. Warnings: Bullying, lots of bullying, graphic, smut, kinky sex, violation, drugs, lots of sexual humour, lots of sexual acts

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

{COMPLETED} Phil Lester is famous. Though not famous as you might think... Phil is famous in the internet; for being a fan account. Phil is famous almost everywhere. From his fanfictions to his Twitter and Tumblr. Though no one knew about these. This was Phil's dirty little secret. When Phil moves to a new school, he hopes no one there knew his accounts. After all it would be a shock for someone who hasn't come out yet to be exposed of his smut novels and gay fanart. When Phil is put into a empty room by himself, he is already on his phone on Twitter, as he had no one else. Until a boy came up to him and said a few words that would change their friendship and maybe something more: "erm hi so my name is Dan"

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Apparently you can only have 200 parts in a book on here? So here I am, presenting... DAN AND PHIL ONE SHOTS 2! Dan and Phil make up the duo Phan. Even if you say you don't ship it.. you ship it. Come for the accents and cat whiskers, stay for the One Shots. So basically it's just some random One Shots. Some may be triggering. Enjoy ^-^ I TAKE PROMPTS!