Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"HEY, WOULD YOU RATHER BE SAFE AND LIVE OR DEAD, CAUSE THATS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU LEAVE OUT THAT DOOR. YOU'll END UP DEAD JUST LIKE THE OTHERS. NOW I DONT WANNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF A TEEN HEARTTHROB SO I ADVISE YOU TO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!" COPYRIGHT © 2015 | -eighties ™ In which a girl and a boy meet at a coffeeshop and witness a murder,quickly being forced into hiding.

"It's so small." "stfu."

An Outsiders fanfic following Jessie Randle; sister of Steve Randle and best friend of Johnny cade and Ponyboy Curtis.