A quirky collection of some quirky writing. A dumpster for my writing that no one reads--But, um, I do hope you will. Mundane events decorated with sophisticated words, mitochondria, unpopular opinions, possibly rants, and rejected manuscripts. Hopefully funny. I aim to update this every ... now and then. WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING 'What I've been SEEKING this whole time' - Harry Potter, former Gryffindor Seeker. 'Absolutely, er, brilliant' - Harry Kane, the other famous Harry. 'Si' - Christiano Ronaldo, footballer. 'I am a lion' - Zalatan Ibrahimovic, lion.