"I like the way you think, Radio Demon." "And you, Miss Hell en Pointe." ୨୧ [Y/N] [L/N] ─ also known as Miss Kitty, also known as Miss Hell on Heels, er, Hell En Pointe. A recently deceased southern belle with a knack for all forms of dancing (particularly ballet), she knows exactly how she got into Hell. She made a deal with the most menacing, powerful, grinning, and enticing Overlord in existence ─ the Radio Demon. She met him once on Earth, made a deal, and hopes to never meet him again... especially not in Hell of all places. After a depressingly purposeless stroll through Hell, [Y/N] winds up on the doorstep of the Hazbin Hotel. Bored yet reluctant, she accepts a rosy-cheeked, sweet little demon girl's invitation to stay and immediately regrets it afterward when she comes into contact with none other than an infamous scarlet and ebony-haired Demon named Alastor. She immediately decides that she hates him, and he quickly decides he despises her just as much... However, he owns her, and she wants out of it ─ she wants her soul back... whatever it takes. ୨୧ [2nd Person P.O.V] [Alastor x Reader] [Contains Smut] ୨୧ #2 in "alastor" out of 1,000+ #1 in "alastorxreader" out of 1,000+ #13 in "hazbinhotel" out of 1,000+ ୨୧ Disclaimer: I do not own the Hazbin Hotel franchise, its plot, or its characters. I only own my original characters. ୨୧ Began: February 18, 2024 Completed: March 21, 2024 Written during age(s): 16 yrs Full Word Count: 70k ୨୧ FANFICTION OF: Hazbin Hotel

Summary; Set about 10 years after the release of Hazbin hotels first season release, you die and are transported to Hell. Mostly likely due to the few.. dozen... maybe hundred campers and poachers you've killed on your own nature preserve. Upon your death you realize that you are in fact in the universe of Hazbin Hotel, right at the end of the pilot. You end up as part of the residents, inevitably crossing paths with Alastor. How will this predicament go? Subscribe to my newsletter for announcements on my ongoing works and more: https://artiranth.substack.com/ Disclaimers PLZ READ: Major spoilers for literally everything Hazbin. You have been warned. COVER ART IS NOT MINE! found here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Hazbin-Hotel-Alastor-by-seyd-art/98281808.LVTDI All characters and concept belong to Vivziepop. Also big shoutout to this work and its creator: https://www.wattpad.com/story/302135726-all-is-fair-in-love-and-war-alastor-x-reader as it 100% encouraged me to write this, as well as given me a bit inspiration for some scenes. If you like my story check theirs out also. (Though the overall concept and vibe is very different) **** MOST IMPORTANTLY **** LEMONS PRESENT. I REPEAT LEMONS PRESENT. I fully understand some people dislike any type of lemons with Alastor due to his in-show identity as ace. That is perfectly valid. This will include a bit of a "parallel timeline" trope so its not really the shows Alastor if that makes it any better for you. Otherwise disclaimers will be present or just skip this one entirely.