"He's an idiot, y'know" I pointed out. "Am not." "I mean look at him, he's wearing sunglasses inside." --- 02/02/17 (I'm just putting this here so I know the exact date I started this book Aha )

dan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys

"𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒄𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆"

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Commentary crew one shots. I try and write different stuff than you usually see. 17+ suggested