Why is Kakashi always reading those adult books? Do you ever wonder whats actually on the pages? Maybe he just likes everyone to think he's tough... I do not own Naruto or any characters.

Sasuke didn't expect anything like this. He didn't expect anything, period. but something about her profile, it drew him in~ And he didn't think meeting 'her' would be anything like this.

Naruto, sasuke, and sakura survived many things and lived long lives. But they all had many regrets. So many things they wished they could change, people that they could have connected with more, a dream that was long since forgeotten. Each makes a wish on a falling star in the moment of their death. When team 7 opened their eyes they were not expecting this. Somehow back in their 4 year old bodies and with all their previous knowledge team 7 agrees to use this new found chance. To be the best team kakashi could ever ask for, to be the best ninja konoha has ever seen since madara and hashirama, to be a family above all else, to improve konoha, to ready their friends for war, and remove danzo and orochimaru from power. How hard could it be? (Unedited oc version)

IN FINNISH Kun rahat ovat loppu, Akatsuki joutuu alkamaan kerätä lisää rahaa, ja mikä olisi parempi tapa kerätä sitä, kun perustamalla päiväkodin? +++ Tää on mun eka tarina, joten älkää tappako mua jos en ny jotai kirjota aivan 100% oikein tai jos mult löytyy jotai kirjotusvirheit, kosk suomenkieli on nii sairaan vaikeet kirjottaa täysin oikein kaikkine pilkkuineen ja pisteineen XD Tää tarina on ihan tuulesta tempastu joten kirja saattaa olla hieman sekava ja sillee :) mut toivottavasti tykkäätte Ps. En omista Naruto-hahmoja enkä tuu ikinä omistamaankaan *kyynel* Pps. En oo mikää Stephen King joten turha odottaa mitää vitun hienoo vuoden parasta kirjaa XD Ppps. Kirjassa kiroillaa ja kaikkee muuta sellast jännää joten lukekaapa iha omalla vastuulla :p

This is a random book pointing out things almost every fan fiction of Naruto has :3 -bored- -Of course I don't own Naruto-

They failed, and they weren't proud of it either. With nobody left to save, and nothing left to do, the three men have given up all hope. Obito and Madara and merciless, and show no signs of stopping anytime soon. Death after death, battle after battle. They're tired, and they're done. They thought they'd already fought their hardest battle, but it turns out that the war was just the beginning. Shot back in time with the help of Kurama's hidden jutsu, they find themselves faced with the faces of loved ones, and with the task of stopping multiple tragedies before they happen. One slip up and their whole plan could fall apart. Will it, or will they save everyone? (A Time-Travel AU)

Team 7 has finally cracked. They all hate the leaf. All for very similar reasons. Sakura hates lady Tsunade with a passion. She calls herself her sensei but all she does is mentally and physically abuse her day after day. Depleting her chakra reserves to the point where she can't even move to get herself off of the ground again. The villagers hate Naruto. So he hates them back. They trash his place everyday and throw stones at him. They once chased him off a cliff. They didn't want him as a shinobi. They didn't care about him. They saw him as a tool that should be disposed of as quickly as possible. He was the nine tailed fox to them and thats all he would ever be. Sasuke hates the leaf. He found the note shisui wrote to Itachi and uncovered the truth from there. Danzo is a shady dirtbag, the coucilers are older than dirt and should be 6 feet below already, and the worst part is they think he can use both him and his teammates to no only be the next sannin but to have total control over the village. Kakashi hates the leaf. Literally all of the leaf. He hates tsunade for the way she treats Sakura, he hates the villagers for what they do to Naruto, he especially hates, the council, danzo and Orochimaru for what they did to Sasuke and his clan. But most of all he hates the leaf because it took everything from him. He wasn't about to sit back and watch it happen a second time.

Pissing off Kakashi

A glorified rant containing within itself: serial killers, rants, templates, muses, bad jokes, good jokes, mostly bad jokes, insults, talk of drowning, loss of bone mass, and a certain unbearable Mary Sue named Celeste. Oh, and there's a guide in there somewhere. But I don't think that's too important. --Yamomisa III, Supreme Overlady of the Universe, AMI, Esq. a.k.a. --Misa

Highest: #13 in Fanfiction [3rd place in @NarutoWattyAwardss] Every 5 years, the academy will arrange a perfect team. A team that consists of prodigies and a skilled teacher to guide them. These teams have no happy ending because it is fated that the two shinobi will fall in love with the only kunoichi. Obviously, she can only choose one. A negative outcome will befall upon the chosen one. Yet, why do they continue this? There is an unknown prophecy which has been going on for decades, hundreds of years even. The exact words of this prophecy-- "curse" they like to call it, nobody knows except for the elders and the Hokage himself. The details are strictly confidential, but there are people from other nations who knows of this "curse". Those with ill intentions will take advantage of this for their sick plans. Every curse, there must be a way to break it. It is said that a certain trio will be born, holding the key together as one to free the future prodigies of Konohagakure. The moment this trio exist in the world, fate will make its way to prepare them for the worse, to play its part to prepare games for them to play. It's not just any game. It's a game with the world peace placed as its bet. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters or some other specialties. I only own the plot and some made up Jutsu. [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION] Published: Nov 2014 - Dec 2014 Rewritten: 23 Feb 2017 - ? 2018