You are a teen orphan recruited by Ciel Phantomhive to serve as a maid at his manor. Little did you know, certain demon butlers and shinigamis were after your soul - or rather you. *I do not own Black Butler* Warning: Potential Lemon/Fluff Update: Currently editing / on hold

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" •• Christian Ivonov, CEO of Ivonov enterprises, had always been the best at fucking things up. Whether it be relationships, or company connections, nothing was too far out of his reach to ruin. Alexander Hamilton had always been the best at fixing things. Computers, to be exact. He wasn't sure how Christian got the impression that Alex could fix him too. •• A story in which a what should be anger management patient meets a functioning alcoholic, and they somehow manage to save each other. Book One of The CEO's Trilogy *This book is unedited