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Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56

What If the Yule ball was a masquerade ? What if no one knew who anyone was until the unmasking at midnight? What would happen when, 7th year, Draco Malfoy asks masked Hermione Granger to dance not knowing their true identities ? And what would happen at the unmasking once they would be revealed ? Set during 7th year loosely! It's not exactly like the books, it's my own timeline and my own spin. This story was originally on my Instagram and now I'm going to put it on watt pad. I love your comments but don't complain please. Enjoy *THIS DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BOOKS!!! YES I KNOW THAT ITS DIFFERENT. The plot in the books is usually ignored and rewritten my own way. It is set Seventh year (their last year at hogwarts during the war.) Please stop commenting that my writing is wrong.*

❝What do you mean, you came for the food? ... why would we have snacks here?!❞ ❝You were called the Death-EATERS, excuse me for jumping to conclusions!❞ ▬▬▬▬ There was a fine line between brave and stupid and Georgie Humphreys took pride in crossing it on a daily basis; from wandering into the Slytherin Common Room to find the perfect shade of green to falling asleep mid-telling off. Still, some would argue that attending a secret Deatheater meeting in the hopes there would be good food, did take it too far even though to Georgie it was only logical. After all, if they hadn't wanted hungry buggers walking in, perhaps they shouldn't have put " - Eater" in their name. [CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR THE COVER ART]

❝ I'm sorry but why did you fancy George? He's the ugly twin. ❞ ❝ You literally have the same face. ❞ ❝ And I still managed to be hot, remarkable, isn't it! ❞ ▬▬▬▬ When Aubrey Jackson started her Sixth year, she had one major aim: get closer to her long time crush, George Weasley. What she meant by this was maybe actually talking to him, not waking up in the body of his twin brother one morning for no reason. Aubrey was always the turning lemons into lemonade kind of girl so if anyone could make the best of the situation it was her... although these particular lemons probably needed beating down with a hammer if she was ever going to get anything good out of them. [BOOK 1 OF THE FRUITINI SERIES] [A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] [GOBLET OF FIRE AU]

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Picture the perfect life. Now stop. It's never going to happen and I would know from experience.