Your zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I make up most of it myself so please don't feel offended by any of these. I make this book entirely for amusement, so just enjoy it and have fun!

No one reads these so I'll just list off a few inside jokes you'll only understand if you read this: -Stupid Idiot monkeys -Closer by The Chainsmokers -fabulous -Moncer (Monster Cancer) -Libby -#StopBullyingVirgo -#StopDefendingVirgo -Best friend Capricorn -Best friend Hydra -Gemini's Trumpet -Taurus' sunglasses -Poor Volans -Don't trust Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius or Aquarius to do anything, ever -Wifey -Bro squad -cheesecake -Taurus vs Virgo -Scorpio's notebook -Trouble maker squad -Capricorn and Pisces are the only "normal" ones -Too many cliff hangers -Aquarius stop singing -Cheesy Saggi -Scorpio's secret lair -everyone acts like they're on drugs. I am dead serious -Silly string and glitter wars -everyone is probably bi -Why does everyone flirt with Capricorn and Libra? -what is logic and common sense? There's clearly none of that in this book -Virgo, Aquarius and Leo can't sing -Virgo writing a book (Vincent Virgo) -the maze -WHAT ARE GENDER ROLES?!? -Crossdressing is perfectly normal -Boys wearing dresses suddenly become x10 prettier than the girls. Don't question the logic -Aquarius is a pretty girl -so is Leo -50 roles of Gemini -Pisceo and Gemliet - "so, you know french, yet you still don't know how to turn on the tv" -The chapter where Lyra has to hunt down the zodiacs -Libra, Aquarius and Virgo's strange yet close friendship -Scorpio and chocolate -The girls hate pink, the boys love it -Aquarius vs Antlia (Started October 30 2016)

made by a girl who thinks tumblr invented astrology! highest ranking: #40 in random

This book is a compilation of funny stories that are composed of Zodiacs as characters that I made in my spare time. This will be mostly random stuff. I'm a Pisces if you wanted to know :p If you thought this will be accurate, you'll be thoroughly disappointed. If you get offended, please inform me and I'll delete the part. I'm anti plagiarism. [Date Started: 09/13/17] [Date Completed: --/--/--]

Who is compatable and who is not. The Zodiac queen is dying, the zodiacs have to pair up in a relationship and make sure there is a new queen. Will they fall in love? Or just end up killing each other? (Completed story)

What if all the zodiacs were in Highschool together? What would it be like? Read now! The beautiful cover was made by @CrazyLoxer (Thanks again:)

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"What in the stars just happened?" "Man, if I knew I would be the smartest constellation you ever did see." **************************** What if the zodiacs had turned mortal? How would they cope with all the horrors of being human? Enemies will be made and love will be formed. How are the zodiacs going to get back to their place in the sky? What if they don't want to? **************************** (Formerly "If The Zodiacs Were Human") **************************** Cover by TurquoiseDust

All information on zodiac signs Aquarius ♒ Sagittarius ♐ Gemini ♊ Taurus ♉ Scorpio ♏ Aries ♈ Capricorn ♑ Cancer ♋ Virgo ♍ Leo ♌ Libra ♎ Pisces ♓

Heya guys so this is gonna be quotes I found and all!!