Berk's resident mutton expert offers his observations on the culinary journey of Berk's worst ever. Includes survival tips. And for Thor's sake-don't drink the Yaknog! Co-written with Vala 411 Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks

Modern AU: Night Fury is the hitman who never misses. Special Agent Astrid Hofferson needs the top assassin's help in dealing with a terrorist who no one can get close to. But when he joins the mission, it's not for the Archipelago but for revenge... As ever: Disclaimer-I don't own How To train your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. I've rated it M because I'm a little cautious about the level of violence that may creep in. Updates are planned to be weekly but we shall see.

Hayden 'Hiccup' Haddock is the school nobody. Alone and abused both at school and at home, he's relied on solely his wit and snappy comebacks. Having no one to turn to, he barely makes it through each passing day. Scrawny, scarred, and starving, he forces himself through every day. He calls himself Mr. Misunderstood, though everyone else calls him fishbone, or rat meat. Amber 'Astrid' Hofferson is Ms. Popular, getting along with everyone except for people like Hiccup. She refuses to acknowledge he exists, just like everyone else. When a new kid comes to school and befriends Hiccup as well as everyone else, worlds change and lives collide people never thought possible.

Hey guys! So here you can ask The Big Five: Jack Frost, Elsa, Hiccup, Merida, and Rapunzel, questions or give them dares!

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third son of Stoick the Vast, chief of the Hooligan Tribe. Hiccup has been a disappointment since the day he was born, he is usually referred to 'Hiccup The Useless' or 'The Runt of the Litter'. However that all changes when he befriended a Night Fury - the most feared dragon in the archipelago - he named Toothless. They became best of friends and were inseparable. One day, Hiccup has had enough, it was his final exam in dragon killing tomorrow and he has to kill a Monstrous Nightmare the next day in front of the entire village, but he couldn't so he decides to leave Berk. Forever. And never return. Everyone in Berk thinks he was killed by a Night Fury by the evidence Astrid brought back to the chief - Hiccups father. But little did they know that when Gobber and The Gang go on a little survival trip they with meet with a 'mysterious' Dragon rider. ** MAINLY HICCTOOTH BROTHERSHIP ** WILL CONTAIN A SMALL DOSAGE OF HICCSTRID [I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING, EXCEPT THE IDEAS!] -------- Highest Rankings -------- 1# httyd 1# httyd2 1# hicctooth 1# hictooth 1# nightfury

Taken from his home as a wee babe, Hiccup grew up with dragons and was raised by one of the most feared in the archipelago. He is known across the land as the Night Rider and is wanted for the betrayal of his own kind. All Hiccup wants the battle to end on both sides, showing the world that man and beast live together peacefully. Will anyone listen or will the battle of man and dragons continue? (I apologize for the bad grammar and punctuation) Published in 2015

It's been 2 years since I met my mother. I became chief and toothless became alpha. I'm now known as the Dragon Master. I'm very proud of this title if I do say so myself. I might be chief but with dragons by our side, I still have the time to live life the way I did discovering new lands. Me, my girlfriend and the rest of the gang have come across a couple of familiar faces and are now having to face new challenges. Even with all this spare time I have though, I still wish toothless had another of his kind. And maybe someday I will find one... The first book in the Dragon Masters series. ~I don't own anything owned by DreamWorks~

And in one moment, everything changed. In one moment, they drove him away. In one moment, their Hiccup became so fed up and angry that he ran. He ran away as fast as he could as far as he could, never to return. What if someone is hurt beyond what any child should be hurt, driven away, and has to find his own way? What if that same someone is given comfort in those animals the people who hurt him despise? If you were that person, which side would you be on? Would you slowly but surely, turn into someone with a cold heart? Follow Hiccup on his journey of finding himself, though that person might not be what you expect.

Here's another one of my fan-fictions. Imagine if Hiccup had mounted Toothless in the ring after he was saved from the Monsterous Nightmare. Once Hiccup was saved by toothless, his father dashed towards them with his axe raised but to the chief's surprise, they flew away. Hiccup flew as far away from Berk as fast as he possibly could and promised to never return because Hiccup knew he never truly belonged with them, the dragons killers while he was a dragon at heart. After Hiccup ran away he was soon presumed dead. 5 years later, Alvin the treacherous kidnapped Stoick to settle a feud. Both with Stoick and someone else. Stoick knew Hiccup was out there somewhere, alive and well deep down; but he kept trying to convince himself otherwise, and it was getting to be too long with too little hope. Then a strange young man shows up on the outcast island.

What would have happened if Hiccup had left after he was nominated to slaw the Monstrous Nightmare? Well this is the story of what would have happened... Hang on thigh this is going to be wild ride!