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❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Charlie doesn't speak, so he paints.

"When you fall in love with an atypical guy who does not love you back and you try to move on, but no matter how much try, you just can't, will you do everything to make him love you back or will you do everything to forget him? I don't ever want to force someone to love me back, but I can't forget him either. He's not a bad boy. No way. Not in any way. He's just... a little bit awkward." - Tyrese Janelle Hao Dela Cruz

Top one, perfectionist, ballerina, impulsive, at amazona. Yan si Alzeah Marie Constantino! Naniniwala siyang siya ay maganda, magaling, matalino, pero h'wag kayo dahil hindi rin siya nagpapatalo. She cursed a lot, she didn't have friends aside from her lazy, lazy, lazy childhood frenemy and neighbor, Tyrone James Dela Cruz. Mabait lang si Zeah kay Tyrone, pero si Tyrone, sa kanya lang masungit. One time, they both saw Tyrone's first love and his friend making out and Zeah got really mad. She wanted to get revenge for Tyrone by being his tutor and life coach. Would Tyrone fall for Zeah or was it the other way around considering the fact that Zeah never thought of having a love life since she wanted to prioritize his studies and career first? "Once upon a time, there was no happily ever after and happy ending. Once upon a time, there was no once upon a time for life is not a fairy tale."