What if dream and reality collides? (Completed and Two Shots)

Paano gagalaw ang lovestory ng dalawang tao kung si torpe, hindi maamin ang nararamdaman niya kay manhid, at si manhid, hindi maramdaman na mahal siya ni torpe? An ordinary manhid-torpe story. (Completed)

Kalokohan ng dalawang magkaibigang puro kalokohan. Kalokohan, Kulitan, Kalokohan, minsan may kadramahan, Kalokohan, kalokohan.... Wala na akong masabi. -__- Magbasa na lang pisti.

Naging: #1 sweetheart Miller's try and try love story! "nandito ka na naman?" nagulat ako sa presensya ng lalaking ito. Matibay ang pagkamakulit. Kahit araw-araw mong pagtabuyan, maaga pa sa araw kung bumalik. "yeah! hanggang nandito ka pa babalik parin ako dito!" nakangiti nyang tinuro ang puso nya. "so kelan ka kaya magsawa at nang makabura na ako dyan?" sarkastiko akong ngumiti sa kanya. "magsasawa? hindi ka pa nga napasaakin magsasawa na agad?" napatawa sya. "kelan mo ako titigilan sa pambubwesit mo sa akin dito?" inis ko syang tinitigan. "kelan ka ba titigil?" "pag nasa bahay na kita!" napaawang ang bibig ko sa sinabi nya. Hindi na talaga mauubusan ng mga linya ang lalaking ito. "pwede ba Mr. Miller Smith ano ba talaga? naiirita na ako sayo. Tigilan mo na ako, kung ano manyang naiisip mong trip, pewede huwag ako, busy akong tao. Kaya please!" galit ko syang tinitigan sabay taboy. Ngumiti sya sa akin, mga nakakabwesit nyang ngiti na alam ko ilang babae na ang napahubad nyan at di na yan oobra sakin. "paano kita titigilan, kung ikaw ang MAMA at PAPA ko?" nakangiti nyang sabi. Naangiti pero seryoso ang mga titig. Nangunot ang noo ko sa sinabi nya. Bwesit gagawin pa akong magulang ng kumag na ito! "MAMAhalin at PAPAkasalan" kumindat sya at napatawa. "alam ko, kinilig ka don!" makulit nyang sabi. Wala akong nasabi. Napailing nalang ako habang iniisip kung kakayanin pa ba ng buhay ko kung mawala ang makulit na to s buhay ko?

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Train Wolkzbin eluded marriage for eight years. Hindi siya magpapakasal kahit pa mamatay lahat ng kaibigan niya. Kahit pa magunaw ang mundo, hinding-hindi siya magpapatali sa isang babae. He was enjoying his bachelorhood. Pero mukhang magkaiba ang isip nila nila ni Krisz Romero. Walong taon na ang nakalipas pero pinipilit pa rin nito na magpakasal sila, to the point na kaya nitong ibigay ang katawan nito sa kanya para lang magpakasal siya rito. Train knew that he was in trouble when he felt the beast between his legs awakened at the sight of Krisz nakedness. Pero matigas siya at hindi basta-basta papayag na maapektuhan ng pagnanasa niya sa dalaga ang desisyon niya. But, when his father suffered a heart attack, he had no choice but to succumb to his father's wish. And that was to marry Krisz Romero. Bilang mabuting anak, pumayag siya sa hiling ng ama. Pinakasalan niya si Krisz at habang lumilipas ang mga araw na mag-asawa sila, tinatanong niya ang sarili, nagpakasal ba talaga siya kay Krisz dahil 'yon ang kagustuhan ng ama niya o dahil 'yon sa kagustuhan niyang maangkin ang dalaga gabi-gabi at legal na maging pag-aari niya? CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | P-18 COMPLETED

Eight years ago, Iuhence met Mhelanie Tschauder at his mother's birthday party. She was the most stunning and ravishing woman his eyes ever laid on. In just one night, she managed to awaken emotions that only a man who had a heart could feel-apparently, he had none. Eight years later, they met again. The feeling was still there. Hindi iyon nawala kahit na ibaon pa niya iyon sa pinakamalalim na parte ng pagkatao niya. But apparently, Mhel didn't care if she made him feel strange emotions. She didn't even care when he told her that he was always housing a boner every time she was near. Wala itong pakialam sa kanya kahit pa yata masagasaan siya ng sixteen-wheeler na truck. And it irritated him. Wala pang babae na tumanggi sa kanya. Wala pa siyang nakilalang babae na walang pakialam sa kanya. Women begged to be pleasured by him. But not Mhel. She was rritatingly different and she was annoyingly beautiful. Believing that a man got to do what a man got to do in order to get the attention of the woman who captured his heart and mind ... ... he kidnaped her. CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | P-18 COMPLETED

Tyron Zapanta was a one-woman-man kind of guy. He doesn't do cheating and flings. He believes that a man should only love one woman. The longest relationship he had was three years and still going strong. But, his belief about love was challenged by cupid when Raine Lynn Dizon crashed into his life. Literally. When he saw her heart-shaped face, Argentine eyes and sweltering lips, his belief was forgotten. All he could remember is his need to kiss those sultry lips and stared at her tantalizing Argentine eyes. Lalabanan ba niya ang atraksiyon na nararamdaman para sa dalaga kahit alam niyang mali or would he let his feelings show as he thrust hard and deep inside her? CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | P-18 COMPLETED

When the billionaire runaway groom got served by karma, someone has to play hardball. Tagged as always the groom's man but never the groom, Benjamin thought that he would stay that way forever. Until he met Maru, the woman with a breath-taking but fragile beauty whom he fell in love with the moment he laid his eyes on her. He doesn't believe in love at first sight before, and for him, it's utter foolishness, but he ate his words when his path collided with Maru. He found himself hopelessly in love with her, and he thanked the heavens when she reciprocated his feelings. They'd been an explosive pair, but he just can't have her body unless he puts a ring around her finger, because, alas, the sweet angel does not practice pre-marital sex. Which he did, without blinking an eye. He planned the most lavish 'Wedding of the Year' for them, too excited to marry the woman who stole his heart and made his life as colorful as the rainbow. Everything was all set, but his bride ditched him on the altar during their big day, crushing his world. His demise landed on the front page of the local newspapers the next day. 'Benjamin Lam - one of the hottest and most eligible bachelors in the country, heir to the largest coffee chains in the Philippines and Southeast Asia, ditched on the altar by his runaway bride. What went wrong?' That was just one of the headlines which hit newspapers and tabloids, a mockery to the unfortunate event that befell on him. Maru did not only embarrass him. Most of all, she tore his life apart. What she did to him was a total surprise, something that really devastated his world. All the while he thought that they really loved each other. Hadn't she told him she loved him? But she deliberately hurt him. She ruthlessly broke his heart. Why? That, he would find out. He would turn the world upside down just to look for her. And she damned better be prepared for his revenge would be bittersweet. NOTE: FULL ENGLISH EDITION

Xavier Yuchengco - billionaire extraordinaire, gorgeous CEO of UNB, untamed and elusive as a bull, was at the height of his success, and was having the time of his life when suddenly hit by a mid-life crisis. He just woke up one day without the usual morning erection, and things escalated quickly. To his utter horror, he lost his usual vigor to bang even the hottest woman on Earth. Thus, putting a bitter end to his womanizing ways. He was a perennial playboy, and suffering from impotence was a hardcore karma to him. And his dreaded problem became worse when his ailing mother started to emotionally blackmail him and pressure him to settle down and produce an heir before she'll be kissed by death. Desperate to find cure to his epic erectile problem and grant his mother's wish, he paid a one whole page ad in the Daily Newspaper that reads: BANKING MAGNATE, LOOKING FOR A WIFE TO BEAR HIM AN HEIR. ONLY LOVELY, HOT WOMEN WITH MATERNAL INSTINCTS NEED APPLY. Absurd idea, yeah, he knew that, but desperate problems call for desperate measures, too. But his desperate stint seemed a messy failure when all of the hot, lovely women who poured at his doorstep to apply to his ad did not do a thing to excite his still sleeping junior. He was ready to ditch the idea and seek medical help when a last minute applicant popped in his office, and took his breath away. And for just a split second, he was sporting the hardest boner he ever had in his life. Right at that moment, he knew he was redeemed! For a while, things seemed to be working perfectly fine. He got back his voracious sexual appetite, secured a wife, and started raising a happy family. But the sweet angel whom he thought he would spend his lifetime with suddenly disappeared, and for the first time in his life, he knew what it is to have a woman break his heart.