Ant and Dec are dating but are afraid to come out to their wives. They are scared of the press making a mockery of them. WARNING : KISSING SCENES BUT NO SEX SCENES

It's been a long tour, and in the end, there's no comfier place for a nap than your best friend's lap. Inspiried by *THAT* picture David posted.......Quite short, but full of fluff.

"It's 10 minutes of our life, what's the worst that can happen?" - Declan Donnelly, Celebrity Cyclone 2011. If this story that they tell later is anything to go by, a lot can happen during the boys' run of the cyclone for Text Santa.