When Jake English transfers to a new school, what'll happen when he meets the mysterious blonde with pointy shades?

When a new coworker from another county comes in, Dirk Strider has to show him the ropes around here. Little did he know, once he saw who it was everything started to change. What will happen to our good friend Strider now? Well your just going to have to read it to find out!

Book 1 in a 3 Book series... Dipper and Mabel Pines are back in Gravity Falls for another summer. They may be sixteen, but the thrill of the mystery is still there! For the past few weeks, Dipper has gotten little to no sleep. Ever since returning to the Mystery Shack, his dreams have been tormented by a certain dream demon... One day, a stranger arrives at the door of the Mystery Shack. Yellow and brown hair, a triangular eyepatch over one eye, a grin on his smug face, the stranger lets out a laugh. "Long time no see, Pine Tree!" Having somehow been trapped in human form, Bill Cipher makes a deal with Dipper... Bill drives Dipper to the brink of insanity with his violent humor and overall aggravating personality, but there's something there making it impossible for Dipper to deny him help, and it isn't just the deal they made... A/N: The style of Human Bill in this story is Life-Writer's style! So...yeah! Just so you know, and so I don't have to try and describe him!

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

Alright. This sucks. Don't waste your time. Don't comment stupid stuff. I know how bad it is. Don't start please. You'll only waste brain cells.

This is High school stuck. Like my other story I have no clue what its about, or whats gonna happen, Just be prepared for DAH FEEEEELLLSSS

Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....

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