Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

After the death of her beloved sister and her sister's surrogate, a new surrogate is needed to birth her sister's frozen embryo. Tara decided to step up and be the surrogate, the family expected her to do this but what they never expected was she being a virgin. Then she discovers a chemistry between herself and her late sister's husband..... Can she act on it? **** "....Why did you kiss me? This is wrong and you know it...." I said with hurt, feeling like i betrayed my sister "Is it? Are you going to pretend you didn't want it?" Nick said in a nonchalant voice "I hate you, I hate you soo much....." I said my voice shaking with emotions "You wish you did, don't you?" MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKING NO. 1 in AFRICA - 29/05/2022 NO.1 in NIGERIA - 02/09/2022

Elly Sullivan never in a million years imagined she would be a surrogate. The thought of having your child and giving it up to someone else for cash made her cringe, but a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do to survive. Wouldn't you??

Sometimes we find love in the strangest places and sometimes we find them in the strangest people. Zyaire Zimmermann has everything he wants in life but upon his meeting with Raelyn, he soon learns that some things in life can't be acquired with wealth And that includes Raelyn MacLean. STARTED - AUGUST 29, 2018

Seth wanted a child, an heir, but not a wife. Gina hates relationships but needs something to keep her away from her entire messed up family, anything but marriage, maybe a job. Mrs Rose McGregor-God rest her soul- wanted nothing more but to bring her family together. (Completed✓) BEST RANKING🏅 1. #87/20k mother 2. #344/34k money 3. #208/17.5k bravetogether 4. #147/8.11k wattyawards 5. #155/6.79k legacy Second Best 🥈 6. #90/4.39k Wattpadromance 7. #16/3.35k denial 8. #17/2.78k Wattpadcontest 9. #30/2.28k Wattpadauthors 10. #59/1.13k inheritance Third best 🥉 11. #17/427 Wattpad2021 12. #21/367 surrogate 13. #33/265 surrogacy 14. #5/89 romancereads

NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON: SAMPLE AVAILABLE When you wake up with no memories whatsoever in a place you've never heard of with people you've never met - what do you do? Freak out? Try and retrace your steps? Pretend nothing's wrong? In the case of Charmeine, it was having a one-to-one with the Anti-Christ. You know, as one does. story one { ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ ᵐᵉᵉᵗˢ ʳᵒᵐᵃⁿᶜᵉ } ©@ᵏᵏᵉʸʷʳⁱᵗᵉˢ ᴬˡˡ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ, ⁱⁿᶜⁱᵈᵉⁿᵗˢ, ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿⁱˢᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵃᶜᵏᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶠⁱᶜᵗⁱᵗⁱᵒᵘˢ. ᴺᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵗʳᵃⁿˢᵐⁱᵗᵗᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵃⁿʸ ᶠᵒʳᵐ.

Keith Chambers gets everything he wants, without question. So when he longs for a friend, it comes as no surprise to him that he gets just that - only in the form of a human pet. Meredith is struggling to survive. Her Master beats her, the maids humiliate her, and she has no one she can trust. She used to think she had Keith, but even he grew bored of her. Toys can get passed down. And maybe she'll find an owner that loves her. #15 in Horror Prequel to The Skeleton Boy; You do not have to read The Skeleton Boy to understand and enjoy.

this story contains adult content!!!! read at own risk. I glared at the vampire before me, pressing myself against the bars of my 'cage' before dropping the glare and offering him my sweetest grin, "once I get out of her I'm going to kill alllll of you!" I swept my arms out wide, my grin turning feral, "I'm going to rip out all of your throats and see how you like your blood being drained from your neck." The vampire flashed his fangs at me in an equally menacing grin, "you can try that all you want, after the auction." I was tempted to spit in his face but I really did not want to be whipped...again. ~~~ Calla, an 18 year old human girl has always lived her life on the run, but was captured by vampires and forced into auction at a high end 'pet shop' where any wealthy vampire can buy her and proceed to do as they please until they decide to kill her. Pessimistic, rude, and short fused Calla is one hell of a handful, one most vampier's don't want to bother with...until him. THIS SHIT IS RATED MATURE in case you were curious this isn't labeled Mature on the wattpad rating thing because it won't let me change my fucking maturity thing.

"I'll take her." he finally said after some minutes of pondering. "Are you sure, Lord Dalrymph? There are other pets from which you can buy." the pet master said as he pointed to the other cages of obedient humans. Why the hell is he trying to make him change his mind!?! "Yeah, I'm sure." the vampire lord repeated himself. I chuckled a bit at his answer and my smirk grew larger and larger as I said, "Are you sure? I scratch and bite." "Ohh sweetie, you'll crawl and beg too." he promised as it was his turn to smirk. He brought his hand to my cage and stroked my cheek, without me flinching, while he continued to look at me with his intense stare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The year is 2045 and the mystic creatures took over the world. Humans are treated pitilessly and cruelly by vampires. They are kept in cages, in the pet shop, waiting to be bought by a vampire to call him 'master'. Grace is a human who lost her family when only a child. She witnessed their death and now is seeking revenge, killing off multiples of vampires and trying to find the murderer of her family. Lord Alexander Dalrymph is a vampire who buys pets for merely entertainment and the pleasure of breaking them. However, upon entering the pet shop one day, he decides to buy an unbreakable human; Grace. What will happen to Grace when she'll be bought again? Will she kill her tenth master as well? Will she become an obedient pet? Or will something else happen? Will she fall in love? But more importantly, will she be able to accept the fact that she loves a vampire, the same race that killed her family? WARNING: This story contains scenes that may disturb readers such as sexual scenes or blood scenes. You've been warned. Book cover by bellisima_april

Vampires have conquered Julia's country, leaving her without friends, family or a place to call home. Caught in the middle of the war, a powerful vampire, Lord Rahlan, has fallen in love with her. Julia agrees to return to his home, hoping to begin a new family and have a place to call her own. Living in a land where humans only exist as slaves to serve and provide blood, Julia must ensure that she's recognized as Rahlan's partner instead of his property. As a lord, Rahlan expects to be obeyed without hesitation, and his will is never to be questioned. However, when his wrath falls upon the vulnerable, Julia bucks up against him, intending to protect others from losing what she's lost. Her constant resistance leads him to question her loyalty, and he wonders whether he can trust his unyielding woman. (This is a sequel to Vampire's Prey) *** Content Warning: The protagonist of this story is a victim of abuse. I do not condone the actions of the antagonist ***