it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

Dumb Life Moments is exactly like the title says. It's all about those dumb life moments where you wish you could just slap life for being so idiotic. Read and relate!

Do the words that come out of your mouth sound like %*#$&@#. #*&$@/ing #%*&$@%? Would Steve Rogers tell you to mind your language? Can't get your words through the Animal Jam chat filters? WELL, come here, where instead of washing your mind out with soap, we give you some strange but quality swear word replacements such as: HOLY SCHIST!!! (Schist is a type of rock ;D) OH MY FRICK FRANGLIN PINEAPPLES and of course: THE ELDER SWEAR, CENSORED VERSION: Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam

This story originated in my OS book, it is mainly a Griskall ship and there's major fluff with some bits of smut thrown in. Also includes some nice Grumbo shipping at no additional cost ;-) Set in season 6 around the time of war. If you are a teenager reading smut, check out https://www.scarleteen.com/, Updates are currently about every other month. I'm a busy person, sorry. Proofreading position is open. TW: polyamory, insecurity, sexual scenes, extreme jealousy (side plot/backstory), violent scene (this will be in it's own chapter and can be skipped). I try my best to put in warnings whenever needed and make it so parts can be skipped. The cover art was drawn by yours truly as is all other art in this book. Disclaimer: This story is meant to entertain people. It is a work of fiction, not meant to lessen the reputation of or indeed draw any assumption on the people it is based on. If any of them want me to take it down, I will of course do so. The characters in this story are purposefully not based on real-life-people, but on the personas they embody inside the digital playground that the Hermitcraft server provides. This does obviously not hold true for the character(s) I designed myself, currently only one, named Åke. If you want to use them in a work of your own, you don't need to ask, but I would very kindly ask you to tell me about it, so that I can read it ;)

Even if you are not a Larry Shipper......you still are one!! :3 So there are a lot of Larry fanfics on watty and everyday more and more are being added. So i thought, why not make a list of the best (by my eyes) Larry Stylinson stories which will kick your socks off of your feet!! Thats right...It's a list so most of you don't have to waste your time searching for a good one :) so here it goes! ^_^

[THIS HAS OFFICIALLY FINISHED.] [Highest Rank- 12th.] A bunch of different types of phanfics that I personally enjoyed reading and others have read themselves. I hope this may help you pick out some phanfics to read during your spare time. (And I know that the picture has a different title to the title of the story sssh.) (More fics are always added in. Usually monthly or so. Sometimes when I can be bothered I'll add in ten but sometimes I'll add 5.)

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