BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

"Are you from outer space? Bc your booty is out of this world ;)" In which a human boy named Jungkook keeps getting mysterious texts from a boy who claims to be from outer space. ©CripplingAnxiety. 2016. Wattpad.

completed ✓ 𝗷𝗲𝗼𝗻_𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮 heyyo (: 𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗲 oh, hello? sequel to instagram - us; taekook check it out there to keep reading!

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

here's what these seven boys did during a lockdown lmao highest ranks: #1 in lockdown #4 in crackfic - STATUS: FINISHED © euhypen 2018

antimygg he can't even perform kingmygg @antimygg do you smell that? it smells like bullshit antimygg you must have a big ass nose to smell all the way from there [taegi]

7 boys are kidnapped by the government to conduct Tests. They decide to escape and have 13 hours to do so before they find out. Will you let them escape? Who should we trust? BTS interactive Fic. Inspired by Outcast. You make the choices. Vote your choice on Twitter @_minsugaforever

In which Yeontan wreaks havoc on Bangtan--in short poems. - UWUs and laughs ahead. _________ Highest rank in Poem: 1 Yeontan: 1 Jokes: 4 Crack: 10 _________ Glam: 1st - One Shots - BTS Awards 2018 3rd Place - Humor - The Chaos Awards Honorable Mention - Overall - BTS Love Myself Awards 2018 1st Place - Oneshots - Cypher Pt 3 - BTS Ddaeng Awards

Just a bunch of random fluff one shots, some angsty and smut ones here and there. Some of ships: TaeKook, YoonMin, NamJin, JiKook, VMin, TaeGi... Requests are closed. ~ Kookie